The 8 Worst Pieces of Batman Merchandise!

Batman, show us on the doll where the merchandiser stole your shame. Here are a few inappropriate merchandise items that figuratively broke the Bat’s back (don’t worry, one punch and he’ll be right as rain)!

 

Water Squirter

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Make sure you point this in someone’s face, that’s how they know you really like them.

 

A Gun

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Batman is anti-gun. End of story.

 

Sperm

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I always wondered if Alfred made some money on the side.

 

A Bong

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For hotboxing the batwing.

 

Dick Shirt

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It says Dick because that’s his name…but it also says dick. Let’s all rejoice!

 

Batman Snuggie

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This isn’t inappropriate so much as sad. At least mine comes with a working utility belt where I keep my Combos.

 

Batman Vibrator

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It’s a little too inappropriate for Smosh. Let’s just say, it exists and “rises” to the occasion. Wink ,wink. Nudge, nudge. Nod, nod. Say no more.

 

A Very Happy Happy Meal Toy

There’s nothing like a kung fu grip, amirite batmaniacs?

 

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