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9 Best Ways To Get Banned On XBox Live

Posted By: C.J. Arabia on 12.15.10

Nobody wants to wake up and see that in their inbox regarding their XBox Live account because XBox doesn't mess around. When they say banned until 9999, they mean it.

There are Xbox Forums strictly for people who have gotten their accounts suspended until 9999. People log in to try to get reinstated but it doesn't usually work.

There are a lot of reasons you might get banned until 9999.

But here are some other ways that you can get banned from Xbox Live.

9. Be A Douche

Be really mean to the other people playing with you, get involved in a lot of smack talk. Call people names, insult them often and frequently. You are sure to get reported and banned for this type of behavior.

8. Drug Talk

Talk about how much you love to smoke pot. Go so far as to show pics of your bongs, pipes and weed. Make sure everyone knows how much you love pot and you're sure to get banned.

7. Be A Jerk On The Forums

When you've been banned sign into chat forums and be a total d*ck to the only people who can possibly help you get your account reinstated. This is a sure way to find yourself banned for life.

6. Use Illegal Bootleg Copies Of Games

Use bootleg copies of Black-Ops or any other game you can get your hands one - Xbox knows everything and they will ban your sorry butt for it.

5. Make Fun Of Gay People

Use gay slurs whenever possible. A dude said he was from Fort Gay and got reported and banned... turns out he was actually from Fort Gay, West Virginia so he actually got his account reinstated but that is a rare case. So unless you're actually from Fort Gay or your last name really is Gay, don't use the word gay on Xbox live. If someone doesn't like it, your ass is grass.

4. Be Racist

Some people, especially people with races, don’t like constant streams of racist profanity coming from 10-year-olds. Who knew? Maybe the only n-word you should be using online should be “nice” as in “nice job, worthy adversary.”

3. Use Your Real Name As Your Gamertag

This is true… Xbox banned a dude because he was using his real name as his gamertag. Of course, his name was Richard Gaywood. If you want to get banned, it would help if your name is something funny like Craig Bonersmith, or James Queery. If your name is something normal like Kyle Smith or something, you might have find another way to get banned, like…

2. Be Steve Jobs

Bill Gates has it in for this guy for some reason...

1. Show Your Junk While Playing UNO

Showing your junk on Xbox live anywhere will probably do the trick, but I think you get fast tracked to ban-ville if you do it in a family friendly game.

What are some other ways you've heard to get banned from Xbox Live? Let us know down below!

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42 Comments

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Uncle Shirly

7 weeks ago

9999 what? hours? years? untill the year 9999? be great if it was only 9999 seconds.

brysando

16 weeks ago

Orz>

JusticeMurphy

17 weeks ago

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Immortal22

17 weeks ago

I was banned from Xbox live once...had to make a new profile so I could play.

YsoSirius

18 weeks ago

i mean firetruck I thought it would censor it >,<

YsoSirius

18 weeks ago

what the fuck!? 9999 thats messed up

willq22

22 weeks ago

fuck

cheese1891

41 weeks ago

fuck

bell5632

42 weeks ago

fuck

EweTheAlien

43 weeks ago

LOL

Strawberry2136

48 weeks ago

Just not my county or...city?? IDK I live in Wayne sooo yeah city and county :)

Strawberry2136

48 weeks ago

Wow......Fort Gay, West Virgina......THEY SAID MY STATE :)))))))

metrozelda1347

54 weeks ago

lol

metrozelda1347

54 weeks ago

firetruck

Laughablekiller

62 weeks ago

Lol I love when you put f*** it comes up as firetruck :3

Laughablekiller

62 weeks ago

firetruck I tried doing #6 but the game sucked so badly I got about 2 minutes on it til I chucked it away...AND I STILL GOT BANNED!! 2 minutes is the time it takes to play a horrible game and be banned. :(

ididntsayanything

62 weeks ago

#8 looks like the gum thing in charlie and the chocolate factory

galaxy epic

67 weeks ago

Say some thing like "Oh hang on, gotta check my iPhone" Your in real trouble now!

youngzink13

69 weeks ago

1 be a apple user

Ezombio

74 weeks ago

More ways to get banned on Xbox live:
1. Do nothing. Some douche always bans people when he's done something stupid or broken up with his girlfriend.
2. Be bad at games. I'm a PS3 user, not an Xbox

emilysmith15

74 weeks ago

This is weird. I know someone called Craig Smith. I'm gonna call him Craig Bonersmith now ^^

smosher900

74 weeks ago

True, but Xbox 360s are better

jayZ008

75 weeks ago

i don't get why would they ban you for showing your bong and or pot i mean what the firetruck do they care the higher i am the mroe i play

5PokemoN7

75 weeks ago

haha i love those people!

003

75 weeks ago

lol the other reaso the last guy got banned is cuz his name is " I AM BLAAAAACK" lol

Suprememessage

75 weeks ago

File a complaint agains the xbox live service team.... because they didnt let you hack someone and say something like "I wanted to hack him you DICKS!"
That will get you banned.... :P

Phillipoosas

75 weeks ago

yeah microsoft are totally dumbasses. they only have the richest man in the world running it who clearly has to be stupid to have 50 billion dollars.

Risky

75 weeks ago

Xbox Live seems to like banning people xD

Jostieva

75 weeks ago

Haha, be a douche :')

rmxpokeman

75 weeks ago

Microsoft effing sucks.
Seriously, it's run by a bunch of dumbasses.

yoishi64

75 weeks ago

hehehe thats funny

mrs-hecox-1992

75 weeks ago

*continued* of a song, i dont know if this is true but thats what he told me anyway lol and if it is true then x-box bans some people for stupid reasons :/

mrs-hecox-1992

75 weeks ago

i don't know much about the x-box, i'm more of as game cube person but a friend of mine said he got banned from x-box live for copyright infringement because he was singing part

pteri_123

75 weeks ago

Half of those aren't even true. People can make fun of you all they want, and candy doesn't happen to them!!

spiderman001

75 weeks ago

this never happens to me on ps3. but im getting an xbox so thanks for the warning.

Beanzerz

75 weeks ago

lol my xbox and both of my brother's xbox's are modded. we have patches on them so we don't get banned. though they both bought the new xbox, so they don't use there other one's any more.

bitberg56

75 weeks ago

I hope "smok" was on purpose. :P