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 Call of Duty: Black Ops Checklist

Posted By: Chris D. on 11.09.10

 The long awaited and newest addition to the Call of Duty series gets released today and I have been sporting an Xbox chubby for days.

Before you dive into the game, you might want to make sure that you have a few items prepared as to not interrupt your game playing.

Proper Hydration

 I recommend a mixture of water, Gatorade and an energy drink of some kind. I know people that just go with water, but water will not replace electrolytes.

  Nutrients

 When indulging in a three day video game orgy one must consider food. I don't want to take time away from the game to eat, so I prefer to make a slurry of pizza & corn dogs and drink the mixture as to keep my hands free.

  Evacuation

 The call of nature waits for no man. With the proper application of adult diapers the Call of Doody wont interfere with Call of Duty.  

Muscle Stimulation

 I have learned, the hard way, that muscles start to atrophy a few days of inactivity. To prevent any atrophy I just attach electrodes to my legs and give them a little juice now and then.

  Household Chores

 As the days fly by you need to keep in mind that there are others that depend on you... like your pets.  I have setup electronic food dispensers so as not to disrupt their feeding schedules or my game playing schedule.  

Hopefully some of these tips will prove useful to you in your game playing.

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Tags: black, call, checklist, duty, of, ops

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MErox

48 weeks ago

#1 u need brawndo: the thirst mutilator
its got what plants crave: its got electrilites

russiawolf

58 weeks ago

you will die in 7 days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour.if you do'tomorrow will be the best day of your life

russiawolf

58 weeks ago

SURE DO IT WOLF121 WHEN IM STAND IN FORNT OF YOU YOU WIL DIE!

Wolf121

71 weeks ago

you will die in 7 days if you don't post this comment on 10 videos in the next hour.if you do'tomorrow will be the best day of your life

MiaInWonderland

80 weeks ago

My brother bought it yesterday!
But I've not been able to prove it yet... because he hasn't left the ps3 since yesterday (almost... xD)

Aoife1108

80 weeks ago

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JellyBeanHeiress

80 weeks ago

COD looks sooo boring. I'll stick to Pokemon, Super Mario, Mario Galaxy, and Legend of Zelda. While you're off playing the stupid war game, I'll be pwning at Wii Bowling. Suckas ^_^

SmoshPowersCanada

80 weeks ago

where do u get these adult diapers in size 64 - 5000?
7th btw