America is Into China Being Into Making Dogs Look Like Other Animals!

Sure, people in America have been messing with poor little poodles since the beginning of time; dyeing them pink and shaving them into walking Q-tips.

A select few even attempted to turn them into buffalos...

Chickens...

Horses...

Pandas...

Camels...

...even Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean.

But that was all put to shame, when the Daily Mail  reported that like everything China does, they are doing it bigger and weirder.

China put the poodles down in order to start dying and meticulously grooming Chow Chow dogs to look like pandas, left and right.

 

They even have a far less convincing, but just as ridiculous and morally questionable, gig going where Golden Retrievers are intricately dyed to look like tigers.

 

And, according to statistics; money spent on Chinese household pets has risen almost 500 percent in the last decade. With all that money being spent, I would like to see at least a few dogs, dressed as pandas, dressed as Johnny Depp, China.  

 

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