America is Into: "Jersey Shore" Season Two
Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.
"The Jersey Shore" cast landed safely in Miami for the second season of filming for the gang’s reality show. And the "Jersey Shore" dudes are getting more girls than ever.
“Mike, Pauly D., and Vinny are getting so many girls that they’ve started keeping a scoreboard at the house. These guys are bringing home 3 and 4 girls each,” said the source.
Snooki, the cast’s most eligible bachelorette, is single after a break-up from the boyfriend she acquired on Facebook. She recently learned he auditioned to be on the “Real World” (a less successful “Jersey Shore”-type show on the same network.).
So naturally, JWOW took Snooki out on the town to find her a new man. And Snooki managed to throw food and drinks at some studly Guido just moments into the adventure.
No one is clear if drink and food throwing is some type of “Jersey Shore” mating call -- similar to fist pumping.
Thanks to the internet, we don’t have to wait for Season 2! Thanks, internet!
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goodbuyshopping
31 weeks ago
Nike Shoes =(b..r..a..n..d.)s.h.o.e.s.
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AFxSam
52 weeks ago
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HumpAStick
63 weeks ago
That show is terrible.
2stoopid4school
69 weeks ago
snooki is like an oompa loompa prostitute
Ninjadmv
76 weeks ago
GO HERE OR DIE ON A SUMMER NIGHT BY A LITTLE GIRL http://www.ihatekrystal.com/index.php?id=c55008c5e df8e3823687a4f7dbab7af3
Ninjadmv
76 weeks ago
GO HERE OR DIE ON A SUMMER NIGHT BY A LITTLE GIRL http://www.ihatekrystal.com/index.php?id=c55008c5e df8e3823687a4f7dbab7af3
Ninjadmv
76 weeks ago
GO HERE OR DIE ON A SUMMER NIGHT BY A LITTLE GIRL http://www.ihatekrystal.com/index.php?id=c55008c5e df8e3823687a4f7dbab7af3
emosk8ergirl
77 weeks ago
lol snooki looks so weird in the second picture
soulsistah102
80 weeks ago
the only person in that pic who's even remotely attractive is the chick on the far left and the dude in the black
newera70
92 weeks ago
lol i hate jersey shore, they all look like total twinks.
stupid123
92 weeks ago
snooki's shoes don't fit her ha ha!!!!
ytv166
93 weeks ago
eww
bluecatslushie
93 weeks ago
snooki is either really short or JCOW i mean JWOW is really tall and that is a waste of time to make we could watch other shows than that crap! I ONLY watch it to see the fights! :D
saravi
93 weeks ago
snooki needs shoes her size
frappegirl1
93 weeks ago
such a waste of time ad electricity...
wafflesaresexy
93 weeks ago
wow jersey shore... i dont think a show with dudes and a bunch of girls with fake boobs is interesting
April_Atrocity
93 weeks ago
*facepalm*
njgornonerd
93 weeks ago
ick. at least they're not THAT orange anymore?
i kinda feel very offended that they're from NJ. not all of us are like that, i must say.
hinoki
93 weeks ago
I, as an American, am NOT into this show. Furthermore, I believe that all cast members, filming crew and other people associated with the making of this show deserve a large slap on the face. >=(
RougeAbelle
93 weeks ago
I never got into this and I'm proud.
averyjg95
93 weeks ago
i live at the jersey shore full time and i think the reason it is so popular is that we all watched it and laughed.
ItsBrittneyL
93 weeks ago
Real World is a less successful Jersey Shore? I dont think so. Real World been around much longer and I much rather watch it then this!
LilyIlhana
93 weeks ago
Oh I get it. Jersey shore is like a slut**r and dumber version of Rebelde. Seriously. How can somebody watch that? I mean,look at their faces ! You can see from their expressions that they are extreme
LilyIlhana
93 weeks ago
Oh I get it. Jersey shore is like a slut**r and dumber version of Rebelde. Seriously. How can somebody watch that? I mean,look at their faces ! You can see from their expressions that they are extreme
ISHRUIZ
93 weeks ago
huhuhu ... drunk plastic people hehehe..
avemariek
93 weeks ago
you americans make me laugh xD
bloodthunder
93 weeks ago
American people acctualy watch this? XD
JustChinChillin
93 weeks ago
I actually love Jersey Shore, it makes me laugh :L
ElinIvarson
93 weeks ago
I love "Americas into" :D! Great job, again :)