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America is Into: The Odd Relationship Of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson

Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.
Supposedly Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s people confirmed that in fact the two are an item, sans vampire fangs.

But you ask either of them, on any given day, and it is impossible to predict the answer.

And their general awkwardness and then super awkward supposed-to-be-funny barely-kiss upon winning their Best Kiss moon man the MTV Movie Awards, the other night, didn’t do much for their case.

Nor did Robert Pattinson’s thoughts on his Details magazine shoot with a slew of buck-naked models. He told Details magazine, “I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."

Whether he enjoys the other set of genitalia, it is unclear. But all signs point away from Kristen Stewart’s lady parts. Unless he is hungover, of course.

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icefire
67 weeks ago
exsndohs, gay guy, whatever ur called, relax, us normal, nonvampire guys dont give a sh*t what his real name is.
ExsNdOhs
78 weeks ago
his name is firetrucking robert pattinson, not edward, you twat! my god.
people are idiots.
1upShroom
81 weeks ago
why does edward have such a crazy hairstyle?????
emosk8ergirl
93 weeks ago
the first pic is weird well actully all the pics r weird
NinjaDinosaurr
94 weeks ago
Don't blame pot for her bad acting. That's all her. Pot would probably make her better. :)
soulsistah102
97 weeks ago
i used to like kristen stewart. then, she [probably] bought some pot from that guy who plays James in Twilight, and ever since she always looks high. she also sucks at acting. Point: DONT DO POT. You'
nudarrules
98 weeks ago
Well it's a good movie can't deny but like c'mon people its just a FREAKISH movie guy's like u never saw a movie b4 and btw i think harry potter is better than that cuz like i saw lot's of vampire mo
starburstlove
98 weeks ago
*gasp* whoop de doo, haha always knew he liked men. see how smart i am, hurr hurr
JulieFromPA
100 weeks ago
Mythe try reading the fourth book smarts
rebekahgonzalez
102 weeks ago
so true
but long name
mythe
102 weeks ago
of course he hates vagina, he can't get any throughout the whole saga!!!!
goshdarnitalex
102 weeks ago
altagar96, I did! I actually have been in love with him since Harry Potter! :D Just Saying.
natalie96
102 weeks ago
i dislike twilight
joshual
102 weeks ago
i think Bella from twilight is a S***. JUST GET INTO BED WITH ONE OF THEM AND GET IT OVER WITH IT!!! DONT JUST GO "i like the vampire,...but i like the werewolf too!' YOU S***!
altagar96
102 weeks ago
The only reason people like Robert Pattinson is because hes in twilight. Noone cared when he had a major role in Harry Potter 4 or any of his other movies. Even if some retard played Edward everyone w
RectumPilum
102 weeks ago
Twilight movies are a sad story (no not the storyline, I mean that they suck) anyway.
Mystery1o1
102 weeks ago
love Twilight haha can't wait for June 29th :D
emilyrox97
102 weeks ago
UGH. I hate Kristen. Can't she ever have any other type of emotion other than misery? It's weird. Just weird.
Mugdhamani
102 weeks ago
i am sick of TWILIGHT
FailedUsername
102 weeks ago
I meant wat I said has nothing 2 do with the article
FailedUsername
102 weeks ago
Harry Potter books are way better than Twilight books! This article has nothing to do with the article though. I just wanted to clear things up.
h0lymagex3
102 weeks ago
love the books.
hate the movies.
This Twilight 'phenomenon' has gone too far...
POPgoesthegopher
102 weeks ago
wow.....something is wrong with these two....they are both
1.) awkward to talk to
2.)freaking weird.
3.) neither one of them are even sure if they are dating!!
WTF!?
ecd2900
102 weeks ago
Bahaha at his vagina comment... Rob I understand your humor XD but for real they are too awkward to be allowed
LindsayC.
102 weeks ago
hahahahhahaha!! "i dont like vagina. thank God i was hung over" XD!!!! wow, what straight man would say that?
nynkr
102 weeks ago
I was a fan but than I saw Vampire Diaries and thats a lot better then twilight.
guineaman56
102 weeks ago
I already hate Twilight.....:I
Shadow-McFriggi...
102 weeks ago
That's quite the comment...
I never really liked the twilight series. -_-
lucasfred12
102 weeks ago
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msmegankathryn
102 weeks ago
if they are a couple they seem like a big ball of hot mess
br0oke
102 weeks ago
Not a fan, I must say.
dianasucks
102 weeks ago
Aren't they saying she's a lesbian now?
Haha. People obsess over the weirdest things....
SmoshFantic12344
102 weeks ago
Wtf is with vagina. o.o
bluecatslushie
102 weeks ago
why are we so into this weird couple? CAUSE THEY'RE WEIRD!
bluecatslushie
102 weeks ago
woooo! i am!
bluecatslushie
102 weeks ago
hahaha! am i seventh?
kaleyk88
102 weeks ago
whoa
jessaweeze
102 weeks ago
HAHAHA!! I love this!
randomer4295
102 weeks ago
lmaoo, i've heard of this before :D xD
Ana Marisa
102 weeks ago
hahaha
ikiwi
102 weeks ago
xD
03139574108131493r
102 weeks ago
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