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America is Into: The Odd Relationship Of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson


Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.

Supposedly Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart’s people confirmed that in fact the two are an item, sans vampire fangs.



But you ask either of them, on any given day, and it is impossible to predict the answer.



And their general awkwardness and then super awkward supposed-to-be-funny barely-kiss upon winning their Best Kiss moon man the MTV Movie Awards, the other night, didn’t do much for their case.



Nor did Robert Pattinson’s thoughts on his Details magazine shoot with a slew of buck-naked models. He told Details magazine, “I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."



Whether he enjoys the other set of genitalia, it is unclear. But all signs point away from Kristen Stewart’s lady parts. Unless he is hungover, of course.





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67 weeks ago

exsndohs, gay guy, whatever ur called, relax, us normal, nonvampire guys dont give a sh*t what his real name is.

78 weeks ago

his name is firetrucking robert pattinson, not edward, you twat! my god.
people are idiots.

81 weeks ago

why does edward have such a crazy hairstyle?????

93 weeks ago

the first pic is weird well actully all the pics r weird

94 weeks ago

Don't blame pot for her bad acting. That's all her. Pot would probably make her better. :)

97 weeks ago

i used to like kristen stewart. then, she [probably] bought some pot from that guy who plays James in Twilight, and ever since she always looks high. she also sucks at acting. Point: DONT DO POT. You'

98 weeks ago

Well it's a good movie can't deny but like c'mon people its just a FREAKISH movie guy's like u never saw a movie b4 and btw i think harry potter is better than that cuz like i saw lot's of vampire mo

98 weeks ago

*gasp* whoop de doo, haha always knew he liked men. see how smart i am, hurr hurr

100 weeks ago

Mythe try reading the fourth book smarts

102 weeks ago

so true
but long name

102 weeks ago

of course he hates vagina, he can't get any throughout the whole saga!!!!

102 weeks ago

altagar96, I did! I actually have been in love with him since Harry Potter! :D Just Saying.

102 weeks ago

i dislike twilight

102 weeks ago

i think Bella from twilight is a S***. JUST GET INTO BED WITH ONE OF THEM AND GET IT OVER WITH IT!!! DONT JUST GO "i like the vampire,...but i like the werewolf too!' YOU S***!

102 weeks ago

The only reason people like Robert Pattinson is because hes in twilight. Noone cared when he had a major role in Harry Potter 4 or any of his other movies. Even if some retard played Edward everyone w

102 weeks ago

Twilight movies are a sad story (no not the storyline, I mean that they suck) anyway.

102 weeks ago

love Twilight haha can't wait for June 29th :D

102 weeks ago

UGH. I hate Kristen. Can't she ever have any other type of emotion other than misery? It's weird. Just weird.

102 weeks ago

i am sick of TWILIGHT

102 weeks ago

I meant wat I said has nothing 2 do with the article

102 weeks ago

Harry Potter books are way better than Twilight books! This article has nothing to do with the article though. I just wanted to clear things up.

102 weeks ago

love the books.
hate the movies.
This Twilight 'phenomenon' has gone too far...

102 weeks ago

wow.....something is wrong with these two....they are both
1.) awkward to talk to
2.)freaking weird.
3.) neither one of them are even sure if they are dating!!
WTF!?

102 weeks ago

Bahaha at his vagina comment... Rob I understand your humor XD but for real they are too awkward to be allowed

102 weeks ago

hahahahhahaha!! "i dont like vagina. thank God i was hung over" XD!!!! wow, what straight man would say that?

102 weeks ago

I was a fan but than I saw Vampire Diaries and thats a lot better then twilight.

102 weeks ago

I already hate Twilight.....:I

102 weeks ago

That's quite the comment...
I never really liked the twilight series. -_-

102 weeks ago

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102 weeks ago

if they are a couple they seem like a big ball of hot mess

102 weeks ago

Not a fan, I must say.

102 weeks ago

Aren't they saying she's a lesbian now?
Haha. People obsess over the weirdest things....

102 weeks ago

Wtf is with vagina. o.o

102 weeks ago

why are we so into this weird couple? CAUSE THEY'RE WEIRD!

102 weeks ago

woooo! i am!

102 weeks ago

hahaha! am i seventh?

102 weeks ago

whoa

102 weeks ago

HAHAHA!! I love this!

102 weeks ago

lmaoo, i've heard of this before :D xD

102 weeks ago

hahaha

102 weeks ago

xD

102 weeks ago

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