America Was Really Into: Valentine's Day

Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.

This week America made singles everywhere feel awful about themselves by bombarding them with images of love, happiness, togetherness, and presents they won’t be receiving!
It sent American males to their local malls and CVS’s to stock up on cheap candy, cards, and stuffed animals for the significant females in their lives, and American females to wonder what they'd be getting on the special day.

Can't buy me love?
Some of the adventuresome guys bought those awful heart-shaped necklaces that Kay Jewelers pimps on TV, others Edible arrangements, others REGULAR arrangements. Some even bought them actual cool presents they may have asked for and/or wanted.
And single people everywhere were forced to stay indoors as the world celebrated their love for one another.

The mean Valentine's Day streets this Sunday.
Some slept the day away. Others binge ate. Many watched their phones not ring for the entire day. Thanks, America. If there is a group of people whose self-esteem really needs to be taken down a few notches it is certainly single people!
What'd you do on Valentine's Day?
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XxXDomoXxX
33 weeks ago
I stayed in side reading love stories wishing I had a guy to love then I cried myself to sleep I had the worst V-day like always cause I've never had a bf...
Fishycrackers
53 weeks ago
I'm single. There's a Valentine's Day dance at my school next week. I'm gonna crash it. >D
penguingirl
61 weeks ago
Ummmm, yeah no, lol i'll admit, i'm single lol
bipolarsemigothchick
62 weeks ago
@MIKE64-mexican coke is awesome...and i might have a good v-day next year if me and my boyfriend are still together then...i hope well be or ima be the buzzkill of the day haha
KindaPink
75 weeks ago
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MIKE64
81 weeks ago
I partied till 6 in the morning with my sister and my freind conor. We had mexican coke!
HaleyRaeXD
82 weeks ago
I stayed home and was lonely. D: untill my sisters boyfriend got me stuff. :]
TheRedwolf11
82 weeks ago
I don't celebrate valentine's day unless taking free candy from bitches and giving nothing in return not even a card or a hi in return count's as celebrating.
iheartmycrazyfriends
83 weeks ago
I probably sat around on the computer all day.
Can't couples hang out every day? Why do they need a specific day for it? Much less a National Holiday for crying out loud? It's like they can't be toge
FaHQbitch*s
93 weeks ago
so true....so true...
prtygrl23
96 weeks ago
we have a big sweetheart party every year
aussie-trooper
99 weeks ago
that day is my mums B-day
1Sandy5678
101 weeks ago
I sat home and ate Cheetos... kinda sad. oh well
eMo_giRL
101 weeks ago
a guy confessed to me....AFTER valentine's day..well that sucked..
shadowbow473
101 weeks ago
i was snowboarding in france...
kitta123
101 weeks ago
I got 5 cards from 5 different boys, on was a secret admirer.
TheFtwer
102 weeks ago
not much...
RedRuby1313
102 weeks ago
I acctually had a good day XD but then again, i;m not in america so i wouldn't know : /
crazyforLCBI
102 weeks ago
guy asked me out and i turned him down Bwahahahahaha! xP he had it coming
echosofrain
102 weeks ago
vday isnt really necessary
eoghan-oneill
103 weeks ago
went out nd had a big fight with de girl i really like nd now we are not friends ne more
LordKiwii
103 weeks ago
hmm nothing I guess xD
muffinbakery
103 weeks ago
why is the v-day such a big deal in america??
TK-Graphix
103 weeks ago
I did nothing. :D
Don't care about V-Day.
YoichiTheTurtle
103 weeks ago
I had a good Valentines Day.
Plz dont shoot me!
sedirox
103 weeks ago
I got a lot of chocolat from my friends!! :]
BovineK08
103 weeks ago
well, i have a boyfriend but my valentine's day still sucked. so i did homework all day while my boyfriend played grand theft auto all day...guess i'll buy my own damn heart-shaped box of candy
iLoveSmosh97
103 weeks ago
i just had a dinner with my relatives......it was really fun [NOT!!].....at least the food was good
guineaman56
103 weeks ago
strangling and arguing with myself. Watching ther office and branding a middle finger on my couch. yay
AshK
103 weeks ago
I was stuck at home with a pile of homework to do. basically, i spent my day with my head stuck in the clouds of modern world studies (history class). :/
fooglefish
103 weeks ago
I went to Red Lobster with family. ;D
carms
103 weeks ago
A group of us had an Anti-Valentines party and it was awesome. We celebrated the many reasons that being single and free to do as you choose is highly preferred to the chains of a made up, commerciali
mddowlin
103 weeks ago
i stayed home and played ninja gaiden II
love.is-murder
103 weeks ago
Canada's the same, there was hearts all over school and I wanted to shot myself because the put it when they took off Christmas' thing...Some date like January 14th.
pineapple42
103 weeks ago
I played pokemon, then went out to watch love movies and throw food at the screen.
Even in the UK its the same.
earhartbr
103 weeks ago
I never thought sweethearts tasted that good anyway. But I got some and they tasted horrible.
kallicogirl
103 weeks ago
Did anyone else notice that Singles Awarness Day abbreviated was SAD? Coincidence much... lol
ally7114812
103 weeks ago
i mean i stayed inside my house all day lol
ally7114812
103 weeks ago
i stayed inside all day lol
ValeFreak
103 weeks ago
went to the hospital----> Emergency....-------->got stung --------> Bee --------->Foot ------>Purple...
kgirl523
103 weeks ago
i got stuck in the house with my annoying cousin and some kid he knows from around my house. the kid was kinda cool. he encouraged me to beat up my cousin. (cousin kept hitting me and wouldnt leave me
tallperson14
103 weeks ago
i stayed inside and cleaned the house.. how pathetic
hinoki
103 weeks ago
*cont* sweethearts this year? They actually managed to make them taste even more disgusting...
hinoki
103 weeks ago
I spent Valentines day reading "The Essentials of Computer Organization and Architecture" while eating excessive amounts of chocolate! Horray!! =D
Did anyone else notice the flavor change in sweethea
neenna
103 weeks ago
god, this is sad! .. I stayed inside all day :(
shotup
103 weeks ago
valentines day is a commercial day everyone knows that and in france we dont even have sweetherts candies like in the USA and its not a big deal (not for singles of course)
cheetoandgeo
103 weeks ago
Heh. i was all ready to take my girlfriend on a date and give her said necklace, and i got a text message when i was a mile from her house , saying we were through. thanks for nothing kay jewlers!!!!
swep
103 weeks ago
valentines really isn't that big of a deal in sweden. u don't go all over town to look for a date if u don't have one ;)
dopeydwarf
103 weeks ago
I WANT THAT HEART!!
Editor
103 weeks ago
That heart looks pretty vicious out the window