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Anthony's Embarrassing Bedroom

Everyone has something really embarrassing in their bedroom that they dread someone will ask them to explain when they see it. No, it's not the extremely girly-looking pink cat poster on my wall I dread someone will ask about.





Yes, I really have that thing on my wall! Maybe I'll get into the story behind it in another Pit article, but the embarrassing thing in my room is something a little more subtle.

When I have a friend over and we're eating fast food (I initially made a typo and typed "fat food". Coincidence?), they will commonly ask if they should put their dripping wet soda cup directly on my desk or if I have a cup holder. And I say "Yeah, put it on the cup holder". Then they say "That THING is a cup holder!?"





Then I have to go on to explain how I made this atrocious thing in high school when I was asked to make a cutting board, but messed up really bad and only made it 8 inches long (insert sexual joke here later). Then they say "That THING was supposed to be a cutting board!?"



No, my cutting board wasn't going to look this cool, but at least this thing is the normal cutting board size!


What is the most embarrassing thing you have in your room that you dread someone will ask you to explain when they come over?


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1 day ago

The box under my bed full of "things" :)

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1 week ago

My room full of bows and arrows..
My friend asked me; " WTF ARE Yeh GUNNA DUU WIT DAT BOi?
Keeel A DEER?"
Crap lol

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1 week ago

The 4 year old girl under me bed... oh wait... CRAP!

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1 week ago

also the japanese body pillow

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1 week ago

my anime/hentai posters

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1 week ago

my video game poster that says 'aperture science: courage is not the absence of fear' and has a little picture of a stick man on it. i get lots of weird looks from people who havent played Portal....

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1 week ago

2 diffrent heaters, 3 diffrent fans, and how I usually have them all running at the same time. With a window open sometimes >.>

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1 week ago

my airsoft guns... peolpe think that there real and are like"WHAT THE HELL ARE U DOING WITH A GUN?" WTF

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1 week ago

Well... I have this M&M's candy dispenser... And it's a nutcraker.
It's VERY creepy.
And my Adam Lambert portrait that I bought at the American Idols concert... It's on my desk, I DID have an actua

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2 weeks ago

the multiple journals...
i mean, their empty, but it would seem weird...
that or college physics books...

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2 weeks ago

well it would be my bottom dresser drawer full of stuff

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2 weeks ago

My RoxyBot. Some say tranny, I say work of art.

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2 weeks ago

My 2 sock Monkeys x3 Ones pink, & the other is normal looking

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2 weeks ago

My 2 sock Monkeys x3 Ones pink, & the other is normal looking

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2 weeks ago

Hmmm... I think probably a hot pink princess diary that I've kept from the 1st to 3rd grade because I think some day I'll look back at it and admire it... not yet.

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2 weeks ago

the paint colour on my walls T_T the person who sold the house to my family got divorced with his wife before we bought the house from him and then he painted EVERY ROOM PINK but now i dont mind it an

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2 weeks ago

probably my painted rocks from grade 7 that my teacher made me paint T_T i should get rid of them but i dont know where to put them where nobody will see them XD i thought of outside but it is easily

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3 weeks ago

i would have to say the poster o sex ed from smosh on my wall
i cut out everyone BUT Anthony <3
penguin!!!! <(") hahaha

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3 weeks ago

i was told to make something artistic in school using a piece of wood so i painted it orange and put little mirrors on it that said "something artistic.

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3 weeks ago

The most embarrassing thing in my room is my tinkerbell bed spread and my emily american girl doll. I REALLY want new bedding

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3 weeks ago

a signed jeffree star poster

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3 weeks ago

Guess my dancing donkey that sings...

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4 weeks ago

LEGO's!

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4 weeks ago

My stuffed dead monkey collection.

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4 weeks ago

haha i have an army of stuffed animals and a 6 foot tall care bear:3(im a girl)and i have about every smosh poster nin my room.Its was interesting explaining the sex ed rocks to my parentsXD

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4 weeks ago

my room has flower borders on the wall. its pretty embarassing. i would take it off, but i dont know how...

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4 weeks ago

i have all of my little kid baseball pictures...i looked like that kid that peepel punched in the face for fun. (i wasnt)

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4 weeks ago

i havet bothered to remodel my room since i left elementary school so my walls are hot pink and i have jonas brothers posters everywhere. i dont even like them anymore

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4 weeks ago

I have a zoo of stuffed animals in my room. For some reason, I would ALWAYS surround myself with my stuffed animals... and the sad thing is that I'm 18, and I still do! o_O

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4 weeks ago

A lot of MJ stuff... o_o

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4 weeks ago

1 word, snuggie

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4 weeks ago

(continued) use both. Oh and btw this is freaky because last week(before I saw this) I was thinking you guys should show us your rooms for some reason, it's like you can read my mind...O_o *stops thin

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4 weeks ago

Umm well I had a blanket with Tom and Jerry on it, until I bought another blanket, but I still use the Tom and Jerry one but just under my new blanket, because I live in Canada and its very cold, so I

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4 weeks ago

my random collection of ceramics. i have one of a fairy and a little girl riding on a butterfly and a mermaid and a creepy scottish doll and so on. i don't even know why they're there, really. i barle

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4 weeks ago

i think pretty much everything in my room is embarrasing to be honest =D i keep random stuff, such as a deformed gummy bear that used to live on top of my tv until my mum threw it away :(

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4 weeks ago

abc stickers

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4 weeks ago

My two Disney Princesses bag that folds(I'm a gir) and my Grand Theft Auto China Town Wars poster.

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4 weeks ago

a vampire diaries poster right above my bed

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5 weeks ago

watch A Day In the Life of Smosh #1 and it shows them put their drinks on it!!
It's on the IanH profile
http://www.youtube.com/ianh

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5 weeks ago

my shock therapy neck brace

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5 weeks ago

... cupholder? don't you mean a coaster?

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5 weeks ago

haha wow

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5 weeks ago

i mean aaron carter

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5 weeks ago

my jonas brothers posters,spongbob dressed like a bunny easter basket,my notebooks,my aaron cater CDs (btw i dont like him anymore i just didnt get rid of the CDs dont know why),my high school yr book

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5 weeks ago

my poster of a group of turtles having wild buttsecks

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5 weeks ago

my hannah montana books of season 1, my barbies who never haf there cloths on(i m a girl), my horrible emo sketchings:P, my micky mouse clubhouse paint box n my tweety blanket but i kinda love this st

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5 weeks ago

um probably my smosh poster of "BILLY" dancing

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5 weeks ago

all the sonic stuff that i still have on a bookshelf from when i was a kid XD

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5 weeks ago

the site keeps freezing up so my post gets doubled. :/

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5 weeks ago

better than watching fish go by on my screen.

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