Anthony's Embarrassing Bedroom
Everyone has something really embarrassing in their bedroom that they dread someone will ask them to explain when they see it. No, it's not the extremely girly-looking pink cat poster on my wall I dread someone will ask about.

Yes, I really have that thing on my wall! Maybe I'll get into the story behind it in another Pit article, but the embarrassing thing in my room is something a little more subtle.
When I have a friend over and we're eating fast food (I initially made a typo and typed "fat food". Coincidence?), they will commonly ask if they should put their dripping wet soda cup directly on my desk or if I have a cup holder. And I say "Yeah, put it on the cup holder". Then they say "That THING is a cup holder!?"

Then I have to go on to explain how I made this atrocious thing in high school when I was asked to make a cutting board, but messed up really bad and only made it 8 inches long (insert sexual joke here later). Then they say "That THING was supposed to be a cutting board!?"

No, my cutting board wasn't going to look this cool, but at least this thing is the normal cutting board size!
What is the most embarrassing thing you have in your room that you dread someone will ask you to explain when they come over?
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yowhatsgoinon
1 day ago
My white board that is completely duck taped to my wall because it keeps falling down at 6 a.m and scarying the sh*t out of me!!
CCxPaNDa
2 days ago
my collection of about 100 teddies :P
mrbilly1064
4 days ago
a sexy anthony calander. jk.
evilclown99
1 week ago
too many stuffed animals and underwear with chickens on it and another pair with hot dogs and another with pigs
ninalina
1 week ago
I have a box with barbies, hidden under my bed :3
And another box with Pokemon-Posters I used to have on my wall.
Umm and theres my collection of books called "Warriors" .
They're all about cats. I have at least 20 of them.
Sorry for my bad English ;)
elisey
2 weeks ago
I have an ass load of barbies in this one part of my basement... I think when me and my boyfriend went down in my basement so I could show him my rabbit, he saw them and that's why we're not talking to each other...
tehya400
3 weeks ago
I stiil am in love with you though!!!!
tehya400
3 weeks ago
My floor has a red nail polish stain people ask if its from my period!
Eassa
4 weeks ago
I collect Barbies... but some of them cost like $150 dollars, so. Plus my ball jointed doll (Bobobie Ai 60cm) cost like $200 + shipping and she's extremely cheap.
phantom76
4 weeks ago
I have over 100 stuffed animals in my room. WHAT? I'm saving them for my children!
superdeath650
5 weeks ago
I still for some reason have clothes I wore when I was about 3 in my dresser, but I'm too lazy to get rid of them because I don't need any more free space in there.
superdeath650
5 weeks ago
I still for some reason have clothes I wore when I was about 3 in my dresser, but I'm too lazy to get rid of them because I don't need any more free space in there.
hayleycarlene
7 weeks ago
I have a collection of Littlest Pet Shop animals and I am in the works of collecting ponies from MLP. :3
I also have a Batman action figure that I've had for 14 years.
And yes, I still play with them all.
emjoy2000
25 weeks ago
i am 15 and i still have a box of barbie dolls under my bed... not that i play with them anymore! Q.o
malmal3271
25 weeks ago
i used to have justin bieber and taylor lautner posters on my wall (boy, was i naive!)
elloimkate
26 weeks ago
cha cha cha chaaa chia!!!
elloimkate
26 weeks ago
atv offroad fury 2.
ihatejustinb
28 weeks ago
penguin pillow pet...im 13
HORN-H3AD
28 weeks ago
dolls
HORN-H3AD
28 weeks ago
dolls
HORN-H3AD
28 weeks ago
dolls
TzzaNL
29 weeks ago
A giant, stuffed ladybug xD
Kilala1370
29 weeks ago
My World of Warcraft Cards!
EmiM
30 weeks ago
The stack of Pokémon cards I have in the corner of my bedroom. I just can't seem to let go =( I'm a 16 year old girl, try explaining them to my boyfriend =/
EmiM
30 weeks ago
The stack of Pokémon cards I have in the corner of my bedroom. I just can't seem to let go =( I'm a 16 year old girl, try explaining them to my boyfriend =/
gamegirl0
30 weeks ago
my grandma has cupholders like that in her house...
In my room, i have about twenty dolls, because I liked them when i was younger. when my freind came over for a sleep over I showed her my room ( S
noel578
31 weeks ago
my brother
noel578
31 weeks ago
my brother
rosiethegamer
31 weeks ago
clay mermaid
loreto_og
32 weeks ago
a barbie... and i'm 18
psieks
32 weeks ago
i had one of those daily cat calendars last year. half of them are tacked up on my wall with my collection of traditional japanese art and clothing -_-
GrrrrrYou
33 weeks ago
all the random crap i've collected. im unfortunatly a low level hoarder (i call it my 'collections) but cheap, weird dragon statues from when i was really little, various things i gotten from vacation
Tabithaangel97
35 weeks ago
No one goes into my room. 1) It's messy and 2) Everything would be embarrassing.
gpigz77
36 weeks ago
That's why i don't bring anyone in my room. So I guess my answer would have to be... everything.
gpigz77
36 weeks ago
that targeted and hit the horrible atrocity one at a time from different angles, ensuring that it was permanently an uncleanable stack of rubble.
gpigz77
36 weeks ago
colossal apocalyptic robot dinosaur, and shot out of a cannon into a war-zone, which resulted in disasters of epic proportions, and causing a global chain-reaction that set off seven nuclear missiles
gpigz77
36 weeks ago
unnatural way by an intensely wide variety of assorted crap, then put through several earthquakes, a tornado, and twelve hurricanes, followed by another tornado, then chewed up and spit out by a colos
gpigz77
36 weeks ago
My room is, without exaggeration, an atrocious disarray of unsorted heaps that have been stampeded through, and barraged over a pillaged, ungodly awful hazard zone that is littered in a disgustingly u
totle
36 weeks ago
hm...probably my Powerpuff Girl poster.
SoWhat
38 weeks ago
My room it's like a collection of the most random things :)
SoWhat
38 weeks ago
Lol so many things... I have a plastic cup field with sand, a rock that looks like an owl, some quite childish books from when I was well a child, a fossilized ammonite, etc etc. My room it's like a c
Iloveanthonyandian56
39 weeks ago
Whoever put the comment about 7 below this one.My sexy anthony calendar also.My friends are always like "WOAH!whos that!?!"XD
SMOSHISGREATEST
46 weeks ago
dead hooker?
JeanetteAlyssa
46 weeks ago
I have pictures and notes and song lyrics all over my walls, and A random lime green blanket hung on the wall... but surprisingly what most people noticed first is either my giant blue care bear that
JeanetteAlyssa
46 weeks ago
I have pictures and notes and song lyrics all over my walls, and A random lime green blanket hung on the wall... but surprisingly what most people noticed first is either my giant blue care bear that
JuuhachigouSama
47 weeks ago
That would be an AWESOME cutting board...eer... if it were the right size...But hey, now you have an AWESOME coaster! As for my embarassing item... absolutely nothing! =D
LazyTimothy
47 weeks ago
A giant stuffed tigger
brianahluvsturtles
47 weeks ago
i have a huge yoshi toy on my bed hahahahaha XD i <3 yoshi !!!!!!
ashersXD
47 weeks ago
The most embarssing this would be my Sexy Anthony poster everyone who comes in is like "WTF?!?!?" heheh (firetruck)
MaggieTheOdd
48 weeks ago
Pretty much everything. My dad painted my room purple-ish for my 6th birthday, and my aunt and cousin helped decorate it with princess posters and lacy curtains and fake flowers EVERYWHERE since I was