This Artist Made a Human Version of SpongeBob, and It's Truly Unholy
If Wallace from Wallace and Gromit had a baby with a plain, expired Pop-Tart, you would get this unholy human version of SpongeBob Squarepants created by artist Miguel Vasquez.
And if you think THAT'S disturbing, just look at what he did to Patrick...
Patrick is no longer SpongeBob's sweet and goofy best friend, but an embittered, sun-burnt alien penis that was cut off from its alien owner's body and now spends his days seeking revenge feeling self-conscious of his horrific skin-tone-blending nipples.
Impressive, yes. Necessary? According to my nightmares tonight, also yes.
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