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Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.

Sunday night, America tuned in to watch the Academy Awards -- would the most successful film of all time win big?

Mo’Nique won for her supporting role in Precious and that real crazy guy from Inglourious Basterds, logically, Best Supporting Actor.

Combined these two make Hannibal Lecter look like your little sister.

Jeff Bridges received Best Actor for his outstanding role in the not particularly outstanding film Crazy Heart.

Then, in a confusing turn of events, Sandra Bullock won the Best Actress award for her role in Miss Congeniality 2, I mean that football movie.

"I knew this day would come!"

The winner of Best Foreign Language Film thanked the Academy for not recognizing Na’vi as a foreign language. And James Cameron’s ex-wife kicked him and Avatar’s ass by taking home both Best Director and Best Picture of the year for Hurt Locker, which was the lowest-grossing Best Picture winner of all time.

My favorite part was when she waved her Oscar on stage and yelled, “Take that, asshole!” while looking straight at him.

Kathryn Bigelow thanked her producers and her superpowers
before destroying her ex-husband, James Cameron.

Ok that part never happened. I wish it did though.