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Sarah's weekly post on what America is doing with its life.


Sunday night, America tuned in to watch the Academy Awards -- would the most successful film of all time win big?

Mo’Nique won for her supporting role in Precious and that real crazy guy from Inglourious Basterds, logically, Best Supporting Actor.



Combined these two make Hannibal Lecter look like your little sister.

Jeff Bridges received Best Actor for his outstanding role in the not particularly outstanding film Crazy Heart.

Then, in a confusing turn of events, Sandra Bullock won the Best Actress award for her role in Miss Congeniality 2, I mean that football movie.



"I knew this day would come!"

The winner of Best Foreign Language Film thanked the Academy for not recognizing Na’vi as a foreign language. And James Cameron’s ex-wife kicked him and Avatar’s ass by taking home both Best Director and Best Picture of the year for Hurt Locker, which was the lowest-grossing Best Picture winner of all time.

My favorite part was when she waved her Oscar on stage and yelled, “Take that, asshole!” while looking straight at him.



Kathryn Bigelow thanked her producers and her superpowers
before destroying her ex-husband, James Cameron.

Ok that part never happened. I wish it did though.


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59 weeks ago

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artwork to suit individual tastes, the designer watch was born

68 weeks ago

hurt lockers winner at the oscar hurts...avatar is obviously the best

75 weeks ago

wtf this is awsome

82 weeks ago

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94 weeks ago

CHATROULETTE!
just do it!

Oh and!.. 30th!

96 weeks ago

european jiggalo.....i think

96 weeks ago

avatar sucks! But the hurt locker ruels

97 weeks ago

LOL, the last one is epic :D

99 weeks ago

oh and i love gerard butler too!

99 weeks ago

ahahhaahahha shut up, i love sandy!

100 weeks ago

POKEMON SAYS firetruck YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

100 weeks ago

6 hours ago

what u got against james?
he'll never let go.

100 weeks ago

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100 weeks ago

shut the firetruck firetruck firetruck UP

100 weeks ago

what u got against james?
he'll never let go.

100 weeks ago

Lmfao!

100 weeks ago

aww man that must of been a great moment for Kathryn. not only did she win a bunch of Academy awards but also got to destroy her ex in the process...ahh sweet victory ;]

100 weeks ago

i love sandra bullock she did awesome in the miss congeniallity movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go sandra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

100 weeks ago

lolz...best move Inglourious Basterds

100 weeks ago

Avatar sucked!

100 weeks ago

Avatar was only good for 3D &the battle scene.Other then that the movie was poorly edited, Avatar shouldn't of been that long.Don't even get me started on the Navi sex scene.

100 weeks ago

Avatar was pretty cheezy and also the plot was straight out of the Smurfs if you guy noticed. Also I found that movie to be pretty racist when the navi hissed in hostility.

100 weeks ago

Oh. None of them were ACTUALLY robbed....bummer.

100 weeks ago

Inglourious Bastards was unbelievable. The thing that separates those 2 movies apart from Avatar was that they both had intense scenes that were simple yet complex in the continuity and editing.

100 weeks ago

Did you guys even see Hurt Locker. It was technically a far better film than Avatar. Kathryn Bigelow effing deserved it. I was rooting for that movie, but by far I wanted Inglorious Bastards to win. I

100 weeks ago

If I would have known that lasers were involved I probably would have watched...
I like lasers..

100 weeks ago

wow, the last picture scared me o_O