Bieber Asks Fans To Stop Tweeting About His Wang
So brace yourself. Recently Justin Bieber sat down for an interview with BBC Radio's Reggie Yates. They discussed what he loved about London. He replied 'The girls!" because you know, he is like SO hetero. Then Yates asked the Biebs if there was anything he wanted to say to his fans. Bieber responded "Be nice, and don't talk about Jerry." Who's Jerry you might be wondering? Why it's the name of Bieber's 'wang'. His 'peen'. His 'Johnson'. Here he is rubbing his Johnson all over Demi Lovato:
Oh wait...that's just the name of his snake.
Yates continued to press Bieber on the identity of Jerry. "Is Jerry the name of your penis?" he inquired with a tone of utter disgust (ok I added that part). "That's what Twitter named it" said The Biebs solemnly. So Twitter is now in the penis-naming business? WHY? Why are we naming Bieber's thingie? I guess it's similar to naming your imaginary friend. ZING!
Bieber needs to borrow this guys thumb.
All I know, is that the internet is obsessed with Bieber's wang. They either want a playdate with Jerry or they like to use it as a tool of mockery. I actually agree with Bieber for once...we should all just stop talking about Jerry. After Lady Gaga's, it's the most discussed mystery manhood on the internet. And quite frankly, I don't need that image in my head. Or anything Bieber/penis related. Even if it is a well-played barb.
So Beliebers! There is something Bieber wants you to say never to and that's tweeting about his wang. And that isn't British slang for what these chicks are doing.
DANG! I need a serious palate cleanser. Perhaps a little late-morning viewing of The Human Centipede will clear my head of Bieber peen.
What do you think of Bieber's penis? Why are you thinking of Bieber's penis? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!