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Bieber, Coffins, And Workout Jesus!

Posted By: C.J. Arabia on 10.08.10

There are lots of bizarre stories today, but these are the most bizzarist! I love this first one...

Justin Bieber Kicked Off Facebook

When I read this I thought... WTF? Justin Bieber kicked off Facebook? I didn't even realize he was on Facebook but I guess it makes sense. Hopefully he can still twitter cuz America loves his seet tweets. What is wrong with Facebook? Why would they kick Justin Bieber off? What could have have done? Dirty pics? Spam? It makes no sense. Maybe it's an imposter.

It's not an imposter... It's Justin Bieber it's just a DIFFERENT Justin Bieber.

Turns out that 35 year old Jacksonvilles resident Justin Bieber got kicked off of Facebook for having a "fake name". Not only that, but the poor guy gets phone calls every day, and all through the night... he and his wife can barely sleep. He gets anywhere from 2 - 10 fan letters a day saying everything from, "I love you" to "You suck."

Bieber tried to contact Facebook, but just like any time anyone tries to contact Facebook it was an exercise in futility. He's had problems on other sites before but once he contacts them and explains himself they usually reinstate his account... but not Facebook. They're a royal pain in the ass like usual.

So good luck to 35 year old Justin Bieber! We hope you get your account reinstated!

Happy Coffins

In an effort to make funerals "less grimm", a company called Happy Coffins has come out with a line of fun, funny, artsy, cool, designer coffins.

Happy Coffins is a Singapore nonprofit that is in the business of burying dead peeps. They recently revealed a series of coffins featuring cool and offbeat designs, some even covered with silly sayings, such as, "Say hello to my wonderland" and "Hello, coffin. You seem to be nice."

So far the coffins are being sold locally in Singapore, but Happy Coffins is hoping it will appeal to people around the world! Order yours today!

What Would Jesus Do? He'd Drop And Give Me 20

People are getting the motivation to work out from the man upstairs - they are using their faith to get in shape. It seems that adding scripture reading and and prayer to workout programs spurred the women in a UCLA study group to move an extra three to five miles a week.

So it turns out that Jesus makes a really good personal trainer!

Which one of these stories did you like the most? Have you heard any other weird news stories? Share them in the comments!

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Tags: bieber, coffins, death, fitness, funeral, god, health, jesus, news, weightloss, weird

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oskar543

71 weeks ago

lol

Mintsoul

79 weeks ago

poor guy ):

swordgun

83 weeks ago

address*

swordgun

83 weeks ago

I copyed the web adress and i'm sending this to every justin bieber fan i meet to show them how annoying some of them are and to show them just who some of them may be calling

wertysage

84 weeks ago

sure that guy is creepy, but at least he hit puberty =]

Awesome-Special...

84 weeks ago

Most people probably already know this, but; apparently this woman wanted a child so bad, she killed a pregnant woman and cut out her unborn child. She's sentenced to life in prison.

AutumnLuvsAnime

84 weeks ago

My Facebook was disabled, but I got it back after sending them an email. So Facebook isn't always a pain in the ass. It is pretty stupid that they think Justin Bieber is a fake name. I hope the 35 yea

Lol'd

84 weeks ago

That's not the fake Bieber! The fake Justin Bieber turns out to be a bald...guy wearing mask.

mentalninja

84 weeks ago

I Agree with bmaster154 i like him 2 he seems alot less gay.

bmaster154

84 weeks ago

I actually like that Justin Bieber much more. He seems like a nice guy.

Schmuck

84 weeks ago

(con'td) a part of Malaysia :D

Schmuck

84 weeks ago

I live in Singapore and I didn't even know we had Happy Coffins here! It had to take a guy living outside of Singapore to inform me that it exists here. ): Oh and just for the record, Singapore is not

viawizard

84 weeks ago

I wouldn't even put him in movies mwahaha.

watdaquad

84 weeks ago

andrsncpr360 lol

darik132

84 weeks ago

Wow that's cRaZY!

07pr12

84 weeks ago

my old spanish teachers sons name was justin beiber and he is probably in his 20s - 30s. must suck being him

lissy09

84 weeks ago

i agree with rmxpokeman. and he should definitely be able to get his facebook back! thats so stupid!

rmxpokeman

84 weeks ago

People SHOULD send that guy checks because he deserves it.

MaddieFur

84 weeks ago

Holy crap! Justin Bieber just came on TV...

andrsncpr360

84 weeks ago

if i got movie offers for justin bieber, i'd f*** up his life and put him in the stupidest movies

SharneceSunshine

84 weeks ago

I want a Happy Coffin.
I don't want a sad funeral.
Lol even though that sounds like an oxymoron..

xStephRiotx

85 weeks ago

Surely the old guys been on there longer than justin beibers been famous?

graphics24

85 weeks ago

I like the bieber 1.i mean i wish it was the real justin bieber that got kicked off cause then that would mean justin bieber would b ckicked off face book. then when were on face book we cant sccident