Caption The Clown, Win A Shirt!

This situation defies explanantion. WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? Honestly,  I'm too friggin' traumatized to turn this creepy photo into something funny. That's where YOU come in! Make up a funny caption for this photo and if we unscientifically pick yours as best, you can win a FREE Smosh t-shirt!

If two people come up with the same caption, the first one to comment will be the winner. We will announce the winner Monday and suggestions received after 12:01 AM PST on 10/03/11 will not be considered. Good luck!

Can't wait? Get your shirt RIGHT NOW!