Caption The Cow, WIN A SHIRT!

So there's a whole lot going on in this picture, none of which  makes any sense. Help a brother out, won't you?  Give us the funny caption to this funny picture and if we unscientifically pick yours as the best, you could win a FREE Smosh t-shirt. They're comfy!

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If two people come up with the same caption, the first one to comment will be the winner. We will announce the winner Monday and suggestions received after 12:01 AM PST on 7/23/12 will not be considered. Good luck! 

CAN'T WAIT? You can buy a shirt HERE!