Caption The Photo, Win A Shirt!

Can someone explain WTF is going on in this pic?? We need your help, people! . Give us a hilarious caption for this photo, and if we unscientifically pick yours, you could win a FREE Smosh t-shirt. They're comfy!

If two people come up with the same caption, the first one to comment will be the winner. We will announce the winner Monday and suggestions received after 12:01 AM PST on 1/23/12 will not be considered. Good luck!