Caption The Photo, WIN A SHIRT!

Ummmm...There's something a little strange about this dude about to take a shower and a well, dump. Yeah...I think it's the fact that he's like a cobra dude. Help us come up with a funny caption that explains this odd photo and if we unscientifically pick yours as the best, you could win a FREE Smosh t-shirt. They're comfy!

cobra snake reptile man

If two people come up with the same caption, the first one to comment will be the winner. We will announce the winner Monday and suggestions received after 12:01 AM PST on 4/30/12 will not be considered. Good luck!