Caption The Photo, Win A Shirt!

There is so much WTF in this photo I don't know where to begin. Someone needs to make sense of it all by adding a super funny caption!

That's where you come in. Leave the best caption in the comments, and if we unscientifically pick your caption as the favorite, we'll send you a Smosh t-shirt!

If two people come up with the same caption, the first one to comment will be the winner. We will announce the winner Monday and suggestions received after 12:01 AM PST on 10/24/11 will not be considered. Good luck!