Car Safety Tips from the Twisted Metal Drivers
Twisted Metal is back on the PlayStation 3 and it's got more ways to murder your friends in online or split screen multiplayer than ever before! Of course, with all these new options are a lot of opportunities for unsafe driving. Here we have some of the clowns and priest monsters from Twisted Metal to give you some tips on playing it safe when you get out on the road.
Always buckle up
OR YOU'LL GO TO HELLLLLL.
Be careful of deer in the road
Deer are a common driving hazard in country roads. And be warned, they often travel in groups, so don't use all your napalm on the first one.
Use the S method when parallel parking
If you don't parallel park with the S method you'll NEVER be beautiful NEVER NEVER NOT EVER!
Don't make assumptions about what the other driver's going to do
OR BOTH OF YOU WILL GO TO HELLLLLL.
Don't pass when there's a solid yellow line on your side
If you violate that law your wish from Calypso is invalidated! Calypso takes solid yellow lines INCREDIBLY seriously.
If you're unsure about whether or not to turn your headlights on, turn your headlights on
Don't have headlights? YOUR GUN CAN BE A HEADLIGHTS.
At least use SMOG
SMOG, of course, is a helpful anagram to remember how to change lanes. It stands for Signal, Mirror, Over the shoulder, Go. If you don't use SMOG YOU'LL GO TO HELLLLLLL.
IF YOU USE SMOG INSTEAD OF MOSMOG YOU'LL GO TO PURGATORRRRRY.
Have these Twisted Metal tips been helpful? Let us know (safely) in the comments!