Chain Day Care?

FLuffee's weekly post!
Chaining your dog to a pole, OK, that's normal but is chaining your two year-old son to a pole really the best kind of daycare? For a Beijing man named Chen, chaining his two year-old son to a pole was a last resort and he really didn't have any other choice. He was just trying to prevent his son from being stolen.
You may be thinking like I was when I first saw this article, which was basically: some retards just don't deserve kids. But really, this guy's head was in the right place so I can't be mean to him, which is a damn shame.
You see Chen is a very poor man. He couldn't afford daycare and didn't qualify for free day care so his only choice, when going to work, was to leave his two year-old on the street. He drives a motorcycle taxi cab for work so you can see why he couldn't just bring his son to work, but honestly I would much rather have my son in a basket on my motorcycle than in the streets surround by creeps.

Creepmobile.
I feel this couple would have been better off to not have children at all--not to be mean, but you have to make sure you can afford to give your child a good life before you bring it into the world. By the way: a good way to tell if you can't afford a child is if you have to leave it on the street.
Apparently kids being left on the street is a very common thing in Beijing so maybe this man is on to something with this child lock. Because if you're going to be leaving your kid on the street you might as well lock him up. Someone should patent this idea.
If you don't like the lock idea but still need to leave your kids on the street, well I've come up with some other really good solutions to prevent your kids from being abducted. First off: have you ever thought of just hiding your kid instead of letting them roam around, just pick a nice bush or garbage can and tell them to stay in that spot? OK, maybe not the best of my ideas but wait -- I have more.

If you made your kid look like the ugliest kid in the world then who would want to take him? Now be careful you don't make the kid so ugly he's cute because I don't know, some perverts might be into that.
My last solution is to just make your kid smell so horribly bad that no one would want to get near the kid because if an abductor can't stand the smell in his van (all abductors seem to have vans), then he'll just put the kid back.

This kid would probably smell bad enough to do the trick.
So what have we learnt from this story? Don't leave your kids on the street. But, if you do -- lock them up because, well, it's better then nothing.
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ZombiexKitten
47 weeks ago
pedobear ftw
thech0Zonone
64 weeks ago
the last one is from slumdog millionare.
za1n
74 weeks ago
the last kid must die by fire and a baseball bat...his face annoys me.
AshB
83 weeks ago
OOoooo freeeeee candy!!!!! hahahha jk...
Fredrick Dugard
84 weeks ago
FREE CANDY: don't worry, this guy looks ligit.
rebok
85 weeks ago
Yummy free candy
Where did u guys find this van?
xD
Mount Peppermint
91 weeks ago
i think the last one was from slumdog millionair
LordChao
100 weeks ago
I have a picture of that van that says free candy only mine has a picture of pedobear pasted into the drivers seat ;)
ThisisMahUsernamee
100 weeks ago
Why are creeps so attracked to vans u ask?...there rooms with no windows...on WHEELZ!
shellbellmel
101 weeks ago
FREE CANDY!!!
Ms. Penny Lane
102 weeks ago
oooh free candy! were is that creepy van at!
killmeiamcgyver
102 weeks ago
2nd and 3rd are whacked
jordanaiden
102 weeks ago
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
LOL
darkfia
103 weeks ago
The last two pics are f#&@ed up
smoshfred
103 weeks ago
that was funny,man.on youtube ure so funny.
casper123
103 weeks ago
that is f***** crazy and that baby is soo fake in the pic and the mudd would most likely be candy all ova the f***** kid so i am ashamed of you guys that u do that type of stufff ashamed i tell u. now
shadow722
103 weeks ago
oh yeah....tact..... the van is very tact........ wtf?
danineteen
103 weeks ago
He couldn't leave the kid at home 'cause he left his daughter at home and she was stolen from there.
Manoura2il2ammoura
104 weeks ago
why don't they just leave their kids at home?
echosofrain
104 weeks ago
poor kids
iLoveSmosh97
104 weeks ago
well i think fluffy is right y leave them at home when u can lock then to a pole on the street so some crazy murderer can just poke him with a knife until u come back....very smart
mushroomchild
104 weeks ago
that last picture looks like you fluffee
pcookieness
104 weeks ago
disguise them as an animal-might work
jet75
104 weeks ago
How did they get that babies eye so red? lol
preston136
104 weeks ago
lo thats funny but thats a picture of my van jk.
skaterbm25
104 weeks ago
third
sarahjiffy
104 weeks ago
FLuffee, you need to copyright those ideas!
-Oliver-
104 weeks ago
Ahaha! This is amazing! :3