Cheesiest Christmas Pick-up Lines

It is that time of year when thoughts turn to family and friends during this Holiday season. Lets not forget about those folks out there that take this time to brush off a few cheasy pick-up lines and put them to use.

 

Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

This line works best after a few egg nogs.

 

You are what I want for Christmas

This line is my favorite as it is sweet and has sexy-time overtones.

 

So, what will it be -- naughty or nice?

Put the ball in his/her court.

 

Yes, that IS a candy cane in my pocket, and I AM glad to see you.

This line is only use full in December, otherwise you will just look like a pervert with bad taste in candy.

 

I'd definitely let you join in MY reindeer games.

This line may be used with or without a grunt following the statement.

 

What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?

This line is bet said in Sean Connery's voice.

 

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?

Crude, yes. Effective, maybe. This line is best used close to last call.

 

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list

This is a seasonal classic.

 

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Sweet and sappy. A winner of a pick up line if I have ever heard one.

 

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

This two parter should only be used by the seasoned pick up artist as a firm “NO” on the first question is possible.

Can you think of any other cheezy Christmas pick-up lines? Let us know in the comments below.

 

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