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The Cleavage Caddy


Internet, I bring you the Cleavage Caddy.

 


It looks similar to those things that attach to a car’s visor to hold CDs and other things you feel compelled to store at eye level. And if you are a female, seriously looking to store things at eye level, there is no better place than in your cleavage, for obvious reasons.

 


The female packs her Cleavage Caddy contraption with all her valuables, and then affixes it to the inside of her bra. Medium fits 38C and under and large fits 38D.

 

But I’m guessing the cleavage of a female wearing a 38D, can probably hold just about anything on its own without assistance. The regular Cleavage Caddy has some lace detailing for some additional sexiness.

 

 

The Cleavage Caddy II is a little simpler, no pretty lace...

 


...but some extra storage for your schoolbooks, laptop, and lunch.  JK.

 

For more information go to: cleavagecaddy.com

 

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7 weeks ago

no wonder girls are always putting stuff in their bra at my school :L
cause they are wearing this lol

11 weeks ago

well you don't need it. my friend keeps her schoolpass, phone and sometimes her key in there. you don't see it. just a little bit weird when somebody calls her.

45 weeks ago

Who would want to hide stuff in there? It would make them look like twice there size................ Oh! I see the point now!

63 weeks ago

Can you imagine being in class and suddenly your bra starts buzzing and vibrating :P nice ;)

64 weeks ago

just another way to steal!!!!!! OH YEAH

74 weeks ago

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sun and to predict the dates of future eclipses. But do you know that portable time piece was not invented until the

77 weeks ago

lol if someone asks if you have a pen or pencil you can be like "as a matter of fact i do" and pull it out of your bra like "SHAMWOW"

79 weeks ago

Got no use for that; my fanny pack is all I need :P

83 weeks ago

Putting stuff in your bra either makes one boob look bigger than the other or makes you look like you have lumpy boobs :/

92 weeks ago

best idea evaaa, who needs a pers, pshaaaa brapers WOOHOO

93 weeks ago

thats gross

94 weeks ago

cool ill get 1 when i grow mine

94 weeks ago

I never put stuff in my bra, that itches really bad. And it always looks weird...

94 weeks ago

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95 weeks ago

I'm so getting one, clevage caddy!

96 weeks ago

hahaha wow really? why would we wear that it would make our boobs all bulky and also uncomfortable much? i think ill stick to just using my bra, it means i dont have to wast my money lol :P

96 weeks ago

I super want one. xD

96 weeks ago

silly boys. girls dont believe in pockets. thats why we have bras XDDD

97 weeks ago

lol these things seem useless. girls already stuff random things in their bra lol

98 weeks ago

i would buy that....my phone already goes in my bra while i'm driving so why not have a nice little pocket for other stuff too!

100 weeks ago

- ... that's why the creator of pants made POCKETS!

100 weeks ago

what?! oO
Actually, I feel a little sorry for the guys, when girls buy stuff like that, or wears extreme push-up bra's, then they think the girls have a lot bigger boobs than they do have
- That's

101 weeks ago

I would totally use that!! i already put my wallet, my phone and my makeup in my bra!!!! :D

101 weeks ago

Lol. Girls already do this without one. Why would we need Cleavage Caddy?

101 weeks ago

I would totally buy that!!!! haha

101 weeks ago

Wow, this is a terrible idea.

101 weeks ago

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101 weeks ago

SERIOUSLY??? lol

101 weeks ago

IM GOING TO BUY ONE!!!!!

101 weeks ago

this is for asians realy no jokes i saw it on youtube ((regester here for free stuff just by searching very simple: http://www.swagbucks.com/refer/iGRIND13

101 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

101 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

101 weeks ago

FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND

101 weeks ago

really? but it's only for big boobs...damn...

101 weeks ago

this is real even search it up and there is also a website about this

101 weeks ago

lol if u put a cell phone in ur bra then when it rings ur boobs will be jigling

101 weeks ago

Is this real?

101 weeks ago

wait. . . if this is real then that might be what im going to get my sister for her birthday!

101 weeks ago

I think I would totally buy one of those ;) Like those 50's movie criminals! Always hiding more junk than their's in their bra...

101 weeks ago

if there would be drugs then...

102 weeks ago

I vant!!!! Emm... Added sexyness!

102 weeks ago

i mean, its cool but if you put a lot of stuff your boobs will look like a paper ball

102 weeks ago

That's disgusting.

102 weeks ago

That's disgusting.

102 weeks ago

this is kinda a pointless invention. I mean bras were invented for two reasons, 1. To prevent saggy boob syndrome 2. To prevent cellphone confiscation in high school.
duh! lol . no we don't look lump

102 weeks ago

yeah, like bethamous said, we already do that! :D

102 weeks ago

I'm not sure I'd want to store as many things in my bra as these pictures suggest. Plus, boobs are meant to fill out the bra. Why would you want to stuff the contents of your purse in there, too?

102 weeks ago

i have no idea wat to say right now o.o

102 weeks ago

Err, if I put my cell phone in my bra, there would be a giant rectangle on my boob. Pssh, no, not noticeable at all! I mean, maybe if I had big, fat 40H boobs, I could hide it between 'em. But 32B's d

102 weeks ago

you can keep your ipad in you undies lmao

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