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The Craziest (REAL!) Laws From Around The World
People have been inventing laws for tens of thousands of years. Some of them are totally unfair and some of them seem almost universal in their application. But some laws make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Here are some of the craziest. I promise you, there are all real!
It Is Illegal For A Cab In The City Of London To Carry Rabid Dogs Or Corpses.
Well, there goes my plan to start a rabid dog and corpse only cab company in England.
In France It Is Forbidden To Call A Pig Napoleon.
However, according to this ad it is still legal in France for a pig to joyfully make sausage out of itself.
In Alabama It's Illegal For A Driver To Be Blindfolded While Driving A Vehicle.
Does this mean I can drive blindfolded in the other 49 states? Why is Alabama taking the lead on this?
In Indonesia The Penalty For Masturbation Is Decapitation.
Wow. Talk about a stiff penalty. I really don't like their penal system over there.
In The City of York It Is Legal To Murder A Scotsman, But Only If He Is Carrying A Bow And Arrow
This law has led to many a practical joke that has gone very, very wrong.
In England It Is Illegal To Flag Down A Taxi If You Have The Plague
"Must...get...to...nightclub...for...happy hour...at...any...cost..."
The Head Of Any Dead Whale Found On The British Coast Is Legally The Property Of The King
"Alright loyal subjects, I beg of you, find less whale heads!"
Invent your own Crazy Laws in the comments!
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Destro9799
2 weeks ago
In New Jersey, it's illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder.
In New York, it's illegal to have an ice cream cone in your pocket on Sundays.
In Michigan, it's illegal to chain an aligator to a fire hydrant.
In Florida, it's illegal to sing in a bikini.
In New Jersey, it's illegal to frown at a police officer.
In Florida, it's illegal for an unmarried woman to parachute on Sundays.
In one town in Michigan, it's illegal to serenade your girlfriend.
In Florida, if you tie
AWESOME_Abu
7 weeks ago
New Law: It is illegal to make laws
charnom
13 weeks ago
@ejlxxx Im from york and it is a scotsman but you have to be with in the city walls. its Chester where Welshmen are banned from entering before sunrise and staying post-sunset. they could be shot with a bow and arrow if inside city walls.
Chris Drew
20 weeks ago
every swan in England legally is the queens except in 1 town where they are everyone's lol
Chris Drew
20 weeks ago
about the last law we do not have a king at the moment only a queen her husband is a prince not a king lol
Boxman902fs
49 weeks ago
lol laws now a dayz there are crazy :~)
ejlxxx
49 weeks ago
The 5th one actually is that it is legal to kill a Welshman in the city of York but only if you kill them with a bow and arrow after 9:00 pm. Trust me I'm English.
mousy554
50 weeks ago
ummm...we have a king now?? WTF
mousy554
50 weeks ago
ummm...we have a king now?? WF
kefco
50 weeks ago
don't have to pay the ticket
kefco
50 weeks ago
True: in the city of brussels (bilingual), a police officer must write your fine in your native (dutch or french) language. if he is monolingual and does not understand you (happens all the time) you
AnthonysWifeBEYOTCH
51 weeks ago
This is a LEGIT law: In Toronto Ontario Canada, it is illegal to drag a dead horse down Young Street on a Sunday.
Staals
53 weeks ago
In Florida it's illegal to have a donkey in your bathtub, and in Danmark it's illegal to start a car when someone's lying under it. Lolz.
McGerman
53 weeks ago
in Alaska it is illegal to puch a moose out of a helicopter. first, how would you get a moose into a helicopter? second, how would have the strength to puch a moose of a helicopter?
Linzy-Kinz_01
53 weeks ago
Not only does the head of the whale belong to the king, the tail belongs to the queen.
goiioing
53 weeks ago
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Freckled Cookie
53 weeks ago
A Danish law says that if the water between Denmark and Sweden freezes, and a Swede walks to Denmark, Danes are allowed to hit him with a stick
lalliman
53 weeks ago
and the whale's tail is legally the property of the queen!
(seriously)
goiioing
53 weeks ago
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gojincota
53 weeks ago
illegal to call justin bieber a boy in the whole universe
shilohsgirl
53 weeks ago
most of those actually make sense, and some are probably from colonial times, and just haven't been changed because they aren't important enough
LukeGorton
53 weeks ago
Theres literally hundreds of hilarious laws in the uk, as im sure there are everywhere else :P Gotta love the age old kings ;). Who ever said the pig one was relating to Animal Farm, come on... Maybe
vip232
54 weeks ago
in phoniex, Arizaona citizens can poop in the governers house on the governers birthday only if it is smelly, otherwise you go to jail for a day
lux1
54 weeks ago
IN florida, you cannot tie your girrafe to a parking pole thing or else ur gonna have to pay the ticket.
icefire
54 weeks ago
i remember reading a book that listed wacky laws in america. one of the ones i remember was a law against breaking INTO jail.
chinese-impact
54 weeks ago
im from YORK :D that law is rumoured to be true to some degree, i heard its: a resident can kill a scotsman with a bow and arrow (if you are shooting from within the city walls) and the scotsman must
blastty
54 weeks ago
I'M FROM INDONESIA AND THERE ARE NO PENALTY IF YOU FAPPING CAN GET DECAPITATION
hornblake
54 weeks ago
My favorite's the one from Indonesia. Mastubation's penalty is decapitation. LOLZ
Ellza11
54 weeks ago
i'm guessing these are old laws, since we no longer have the plague..... oh and Britain has a queen too, that reminds me, i cant wait to see a king and queen on the throne, since there hasnt been king
bmaster154
54 weeks ago
I assume the Napoleon-naming one is related to the story of Animal Farm. If so, then it would make sense...
rmxpokeman
54 weeks ago
It's illegal to take a lion to the movies in Maryland. What.
Brockapalooza
54 weeks ago
Well where I live, it's illegal to take a band-aid off in public. :/
Brockapalooza
54 weeks ago
Well where I live, it's illegal to take a band-aid off in public. :/
rubberducky1307
54 weeks ago
the sad thing about all the crazty laws out there is that usually to mske this a law more than one person must of had to try or did any of these... i wonder what idiot tried the first one e
cullen129
54 weeks ago
i live in Michigan and its illegal to tie your alligator to a fire hydrant!
DoctorWhoovian
54 weeks ago
Lol. I <3 you guys.
Rena2Paranoia
54 weeks ago
The part about the pig joyfully making sausage out of it's self made me laugh way harder than what is socially acceptable.
sheep-ish
54 weeks ago
find less whale heads...! lol.