Crazy Things Jessica Simpson Might Crave During Her Pregnancy

Jessica Simpson has a bun in the oven. Yes, the singer/actress who thought Chicken of the Sea was really chicken and not tuna is reproducing. The body goes through lots of changes during pregnancy and hormones get out of whack. In fact, pregnant women are known for craving off-the-wall things that they would never thing about gnawing on if they weren’t preggers. Here are eight crazy things Jessica might start craving over the next few months.

 

8. Chalk

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Chopping down on chalk sounds gross now, but it might taste like cheesecake when you’re six months pregnant.

 

7. Pickles

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Snooki isn’t the only person who loves pickles in her mouth - pregnant gals are notorious for craving this sour treat.

 

6. Mayonnaise

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You might be pregnant if you find yourself scooping out spoonfuls of mayo and eating it right out of the jar. Ewwww.

 

5. Ice

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Do you keep finding yourself going back to the ice machine but you don’t have anything to chill?.

 

4. Toothpaste

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Squeeze every last drop.

 

3. Laundry Soap

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Your mouth will be extra clean.

 

2. Coal

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The taste of soot adds a little something extra to every meal.

 

1. Mud

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The upside? Dirt is easy to score and is free. The downside? It’s freakin’ dirt!

What do you think would be the grossest food to suddenly have crazy cravings for? Let me know!

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