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The Dark Secrets Of Your Chemistry Teacher's Apartment
It's important to have a good relationship with your teachers at school, and your chemistry teacher is no exception. He may seem kind of dry and boring, and maybe a little weird in class, but he's just like you and me. Let's get to know him. And what better way to start getting to know your chemistry teacher than by taking a tour of his apartment?
This the door to your chemistry teacher's apartment. He doesn't make a lot of money, so it's sort of in a bad part of town.
Welcome to your Chemistry teacher's apartment! It used to be a one-room apartment with the bathroom in the kitchen, but he decided to spruce it up a bit and convert it into a Particle Accelerating Large Hadron Collider!
This is his butler, he built it himself! It can make breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch, and midnight snacks! It can also fire a ray at intruders that disincorporates them and scatters their cells at the edges of the universe so that they can never reconstitute!
Your chemistry teacher used to have a dog, but it got hit by a car. So instead of getting a new dog he just spliced wild boar DNA with human DNA and made himself a pack of feral Wild Boar Men! How fun!
This is your Chemistry teacher's van and Mech Battle Robot. He has the van for long road trips, and he prefers to use the Mech Battle Robot to get around town, do grocery shopping, etc. The van has a top speed of 74 mph, and an extended bumper to bumper warranty. The Mech Battle Robot has a top speed of 340 mph and packs enough fire power to singlehandedly conquer the continent of Australia!
Meet your Chemistry teacher's wife! Her name is "10011000." She speaks over 177 computer languages, although her native tongue is javascript. She's not a very good cook, but if you push the button on her right shoulder her chest cavity retracts, flips around, and becomes a HUD display connected to a satellite that keeps track of the emotional states of killer whales for a top secret CIA experiment!
What else would you find in your chemistry teacher's apartment? Let us know in the comments!
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49 weeks ago
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60 weeks ago
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60 weeks ago
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TalonsFox
60 weeks ago
whoa......
Nessa Rae
60 weeks ago
okay, so in my *bio* teachers house, is 2 kids... birch and like star, i think. a LOT of vegetarian food. and... hair ties. thats my guess at least.. maybe a wife somewhere in the midst of the kitchen
DictatorCourtney
60 weeks ago
My chemistry teacher just talks about "the good stuff" and hemp cars all day long. Then in the last five minutes he tells us to read our text books and to stop cheating. Yay lazy teachers.
Colbert1
60 weeks ago
he would drive an RV and cook meth lol
Hozzey
60 weeks ago
god i swear my chemistry teacher last year looked like a sheep dog
smartkevinjk
60 weeks ago
moohaha 3rd comment
i wanna go to my teacher's apartment now.
smartkevinjk
60 weeks ago
moohaha 3rd comment
i wanna go to my teacher's apartment now.
raycarnegie
60 weeks ago
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raycarnegie
60 weeks ago
your mom.
smartkevinjk
60 weeks ago
Third!
never go 2 your teacher's house O_o
oxymoron23
60 weeks ago
D: Emotional states of killer whales, WHAT THE FIRETRUCK!? -mind implodes-
kali1997
60 weeks ago
first yay!