The Deadly Segway

This is James Heselden.

He is the founder of Segway.

He's also dead.

How did he die, you ask? Riding a Segway, of course.

It seems that Jimi, was test-driving the latest model in his own yard when he went off a cliff behind his house and landed in the river below. Ouch! James and his Segway were pulled from the River Wharfe in Northern England.

It immediately got me thinking of how dangerous these vehicles are... what is it gonna take to prove to the world that these things are nothing more than two wheeled death traps!

 

Kevin James

Kevin James isn't the first celebrity to eat dirt, or in this case "grass" while riding one of these dangerous devices.

 

Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres illustrated the extreme danger of the Segway when she ate sh*t infront of her entire audience.

 

Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsey's also had an unfortunate accident while riding along the beach in Santa Monica.

 

President George W. Bush

The former Prez. took a very public and humiliating nose-dive off a Segway that left him with this shiner!

I'm telling you, these things are dangerous.

 

Lord Vader

Behold the most dangerous Segway of all!

Have you ever ridden a Segway? Did you eat it? Did you live to tell?

 

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