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Dear Pop Artists, Please Stop Putting The F-bomb In The Title Of Your Songs

Posted By: Brendan on 03.11.11

Hey pop artists. How is it going? You look great as always. Even Ke$ha!

On second thought...

Can we talk for a second? I have a suggestion. STOP PUTTING F**K IN THE TITLE OF ALL YOUR SONGS. (Hip Hop artists, this isn’t directed to you. You are great at rapping about how you are going to “F**K that **** in her **** till the ****’s all over the ****! Holla!” Don’t ever stop doing that.) I say this not because I have a problem with the word, since I love the word and hope to one day experience it. I’m saying it because the word isn’t allowed on radio, and you know that, and you keep on trying to sneak it on there. It’s not going to work, ok? Let’s take a look at a few songs that are currently in the top 10 on the Billboard hot 100 chart.

F**K You – Cee-Lo Green

I’m not gonna lie. I love this song and I think Cee-lo is enormously talented. In fact, I think he’s talented enough that he can write music with heavy profanity. I mean, the f-bomb is a majority of the title itself. The song is just three letters away from just being F**k.

Also, hearing “forget you” on the radio is just sad.

F**in’ Perfect – Pink

Strangely enough, this song is NOT about someone who is perfectly having sex. Like, they are making NO mistakes, and are in the (sexy parts) zone. No, it’s a heartfelt love song about believing in yourself, which is why it’s a little weird when f**k finds it’s way into the chorus.

There isn’t even other profanity in the song. It’s just the chorus and the title. It’s like if you had a Dora the Explorer episode where Boots was a walking pair of naked boobs.

The message and lesson would be the same, but suddenly parts of it would be blurred out and inappropriate.

Tonight I’m Loving You - Enrique Iglasias

This is listed as “loving” for radio purposes, but we know the real name of this song. And frankly, it’s creepy as hell. The title it’s even a suggestive pickup line - in fact it's pretty rapey. If some dude comes up to you, and says “tonight I’m f***ing you!,” MACE THAT DOUCHENOZLE IN HIS DOUCHE FACE.

Normally I’d advise Enrique Iglesias to try harder next time, but he kind of sucks, so I’m just going to request that he just stop.

So music artists, please share this with your friends and colleagues (especially Gaga). Together, we can have songs on the radio without large portions of the chorus beeped out. Or, better yet, take the Smosh approach, and just start using FIRETRUCK. That works too!

Sincerely,

Everyone.

Click here to buy FIRETRUCK on Smosh's Sexy Album!

Tags: cee-lo, f***, f-bomb, Ke$ha

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TheWolfOfSmosh

10 weeks ago

XD You know how awesome it would be if singers started using 'Firetruck' in their songs!!! That would be super amazing!! :D

GraceFang

14 weeks ago

Let us not forget Lady Gaga's Stuck on F**king you

Knight of Zero

18 weeks ago

Dear Dumb Butt,

First of all, do not finish this with "Sincerely, Everyone", because not everyone agrees with you. So what if singers title their songs the way they want? They have the money to do it! They do what they want! I'm sure that you say bad words whenever you feel like it!

I will honestly state that my biggest problem was what you said about Enrique. We all have a different taste in music, so you going after him like that, or any other singer, is stupid! There are songs by ot

TheWineColoredAir

32 weeks ago

You mad?

totle

42 weeks ago

It's not on the charts, but I really love "F*ck him he's a DJ" by Ke$ha.

Trickey6

43 weeks ago

I hate pop music, so... HOORAY!!!

Lombrero

43 weeks ago

But that last song was indeed quite creepy.

Lombrero

43 weeks ago

You Americans are so hypocrite. Everyone in America uses the F-word, but if anyone says it on tv, you hear this stupid peep. I mean, why? Do they seriously think there is any person in the US who doesn't know that word? Everybody knows what they're saying, even with this peep.

Angeeel

43 weeks ago

"Tonigh I'm f**king you" may be worse than "I'm tryna find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful. Damn you'se a sexy b*tch!"
Pick-up lines.. they're just gonna keep getting worse and worse, aren't they?

Stephanie'Leigh...

43 weeks ago

I agree its annoying when they put the F-bomb in their songs, however you cant diss Enrique Iglesias he is just to Gorgeous ;) + if he came up to me saying tonight im F***ing you i would grab his hand and say LETS GO!!! LOL!

aprilChristine47

44 weeks ago

i agree to much f*** i personally hate the enrique song cause he like meets a girl and basically says hey i dont know you but im gonna do you weather or not you like it.....rapist much....

kefco

54 weeks ago

dear americans...
the problem is not the fact that the artist choose to put the F-bomb in their songs, but the fact that you always feel the need to censore any word that might be suggestive. i reall

Chucker44

60 weeks ago

LOL Firetruck You, Firetrucking Perfect, and Tonight I'm Firetrucking You!

chrissyyx3

62 weeks ago

LOL

Chibbii

62 weeks ago

haha i agree with chocoholic1

chocoholic1

62 weeks ago

the radio should use firetruck!!

chocoholic1

62 weeks ago

if Enrique came up to me and said that I would kick him in the balls and run away screaming!

TheMagicBurrito

62 weeks ago

Pinks new song f***ing perfect is really insperational and has a good message.

Magalink

62 weeks ago

...the meaning of perfect.
Enrique Iglesias can't be taken seriously, he's a firetrucking puto traga sable, se la come doblada y le encanta. And who cares about Ke$ha??
Cee-Lo rules

Magalink

62 weeks ago

You can't criticize Pink about that song, 'cause it has two versions, the one that says f**king perfect, and the one that just says perfect, and I personally prefer the first since it emphasizes the m

VampireDiaries4ever

62 weeks ago

you know what? instead of bleaps for the f-bomb, the bleeps should say firetruck.

raycarnegie

62 weeks ago

no, firetruck, firetruck, is a good word.... you firetrucking retards

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62 weeks ago

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62 weeks ago

FIRETRUCK YOU by Cee-Lo Green
I'm actually proud to say I've never listened to that song.

Dessiie

62 weeks ago

enrique iglesias song is just great!
firetruck u haters! Let the artists name however they want their songs, because they're THEIR songs! they can do whatever they want with them! xD

FanpireFangs

62 weeks ago

LMFAO. MACE THAT DOUCHENOZLE IN HIS DOUCHE FACE.

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62 weeks ago

I agree with loeg78. This was exceptionally lame.

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62 weeks ago

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