What Disney Shows Would Be Like If They Were On 'Adult Swim'

The Disney Channel and Adult Swim have a lot in common. They both present dystopian worldviews of an unraveling American social fabric that is breaking its fingers as it clutches with ever increasing force to the fading notion that individualism will save us.

I don't know what that means I just copied and pasted that sentence from an episode of iCarly. But hey, what would it be like if Disney Shows were on Adult Swim?!

 

Phineas And Ferb

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Disney Description: No day is ordinary with Phineas and Ferb! Their summer vacation is full of crazy inventions and even crazier adventures - so long as their big sister Candace doesn't bust them!

Description if it was on Adult Swim: Phineas and Ferb are eight year old boys that own a used car dealership in Hell! Candance, who is a floating pizza who has a drinking problem, sometimes comes to the dealership and desecrates American Flags!

 

Shake It Up!

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Disney Description: Rocky and CeCe are best friends with big dreams AND a big break - they're both chosen as dancers on a television show!

Description if it was on Adult Swim: Rocky is a homeless guy that likes to attract pigeons with bread crumbs and then throw up on them as they eat. One day he meets CeCe, a robot with downs syndrome, and together they fight crime!

 

Austin & Ally

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Disney Description: She writes... he rocks. Together, they might just make it!

Description if it was on Adult Swim: A banana wielding a chainsaw and a bowl of ice cream spend each week trying to reconnect with his estranged father's ghost... you bet your bottom dollar!

 

Jessie

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Disney Description: Jessie left Texas for the Big Apple and ended up with a big family! Four kids, a butler, a bellboy AND a giant lizard - what’s a nanny to do?

Description if it was on Adult Swim: Jessie left Texas for the Big Apple and ended up with a big family! Too bad they're all dead! But that hasn't stopped them from starting a Fraternity!

 

Good Luck Charlie

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Disney Description: There's always something happening at the Duncan house! When new baby Charlie joins the family, Teddy starts a video diary to help her deal with growing up Duncan-style.

Description if it was on Adult Swim: Every episode of this show is a fifiteen-minute dialogue-free black and white video of a vaguely humanoid cartoon mouse smoking a cigarette with his butt.

 

Fish Hooks

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Disney Description: Follow three best fish friends as they attend high school inside a pet store tank!

Description if it was on Adult Swim: Follow three best human friends as they attend high school inside a pet store tank, unable to escape!

 

The Suite Life On Deck

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Disney Description: Zack and Cody attend Seven Seas High School aboard the S.S. Tipton.

Description if it was on Adult Swim: Zack and Cody attend Seven Seas High School aboard the S.S. Tipton. The S.S. Tipton being a space ship shaped like a bong that's captained by a Panda with fried chicken sandwiches for hands who talks by farting word-shaped fart clouds out of his eyes.

 

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