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Dog Felon Becomes Hero

If you find yourself breaking into a car, it's advised that you look inside before entering -- for the pain that might await you.

For instance, a man decided to break into a car and to his surprise was greeted with sharp, angry canine teeth. Lucky for him the dog restrained itself from using its teeth to remove his face. The recently rescued pit bull was simply protecting its new owner's car, something he learned to do while in a dirty kennel where he was beaten and made to fight for entertainment along with twenty other dogs.

He was one of few dogs that could be rehabilitated and by the looks of his face, he was one tough cookie. I’d put my money on him, not that I would bet on a dog fight. I’m just saying.

I shouldn’t joke because most of the marks and scars on this dog's face were made from the beatings his original owners gave him, so he would be prepared for battle. It sickens me to hear of a dog being beaten. There is no excuse. Dogs are supposed to be man’s best friend. How many best friends do you think you would have if you beat them with blunt objects?

The answer is none. But you would have a lot of assault charges. My point is you wouldn’t do that to a friend. Well, to be fair, if you’re a psychopath that beats defenseless dogs, you might.

What a fighting dog should look like.

This all happened when the woman stopped to get something from a grocery store then on the way back to her car she was confronted by the man who attempted to car jack her. The car-jacker was then scared off by Victor, who proved himself to be loyal and disciplined.

This is a good sign that the dog has now been fully cured, mainly because he didn’t kill the man. Although in my opinion this car-jacker deserves a flesh wound or two.

Dogs can steal cars, too.

I was once bitten by a dog. I was just a young boy watching my mother’s baseball game and I found a Chihuahua tied to a tree. I squatted down into a sumo stance and slowly stomped towards the tiny defenseless creature. It sprung at my leg digging its teeth into my ankle and I screamed like the little girl I wasn’t.

If only the dog knew I just wanted to give him a hug and maybe a kiss. In retrospect, it wasn’t a very good idea and I most definitely deserved to be attacked.

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