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Don't Worry Guys, Bald Is Beautiful


Amongst my male brethren being bald is looked upon as a fault or a genetic weakness.

Many lotions, potions and snake oils are sold to the follicley challenged, as they are desperate for any hope of a normal life. But they are wasting their money!

I am here to say it loud and say it proud that bald is indeed beautiful! Even memes are getting into it! 

Being/going bald has its advantages. You don't need a comb, never need to spend hundreds of dollars on hair products, and a windy day will never ruin a bald mans hair. There are dozens of awesome bad-ass bald men in pop-culture and then some others that are afraid to come out of the bald closet.

 

Bruce Willis

This guy starts loosing his hair and gets dumped by Demi Moore and then his career takes off. Score 1 for the bald guy.

 

Samuel L. Jackson

He is one badass baldass MoFo. He has been in just about every cool movie in the last few decades. He doesn't even have a nicely shaped bald head, its all bumpy and dented. Mr. Jackson has leveled up on the baldness to cool ratio.

 

Patrick Stewart

Mr Stewart was bald when bald wasn't cool. He is credited, by some in the balding community, for making bald cool over the last 25 years. It is widely believed that if God was bald and killed Klingons, he would resemble captain Jean-Luc Picard.

 

Sean Connery

The great grandaddy of the baldies. This cat is so sexy and cool that loosing his hair made him cooler. I am not gay but I would kiss this man full on the mouth. Ok, maybe a little gay, but only James Bond gay.

 

Donald Trump

Mr Trump is a fine example of what happens when one does not embrace baldness. Really, a comb-over from the back!? He prove the old adage that money cant buy you self-respect. Stay classy Trump!

 

Joe Biden

Hair plugs never look natural. His hair looks like an asbestos wig, I would rather have Justin Bieber hair than plugs.

My point is that bald is just something that happens to some men and it is better to accept it than to do fancy hair voodoo that everyone knows is fake.

Who are a few of your favorite baldies?

 

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55 weeks ago

That's not just gay, that's gerontophilic.

67 weeks ago

PATRICK STEWART IS HAWT

68 weeks ago

It's not bald... it thining xP

68 weeks ago

you missed Vin firetrucking Diesel dawg!

68 weeks ago

FIRETRUCKING YEAAAHHH PATRICK STEWART!

68 weeks ago

bruce willis isn't totally bald, because there is 2-5 mm hair

68 weeks ago

Jason Statham makes going bald look cool.

68 weeks ago

Vin Diesel

68 weeks ago

continuing** and once a week i have to hear him raping my mom, i the middle of the night :( but luckly i have my earphones and ipod

68 weeks ago

bald makes people look like eggs, especially fat bald people, my mom got divorced and now she has a NEW boyfriend, and guess what, he's bald and fat plus i think he's he's really ugly and once a week

68 weeks ago

Jack Skellington! :-O

68 weeks ago

micheal jordan probably best bald person ever

68 weeks ago

Michael Kyle foam My Wife And Kids!!!

68 weeks ago

Sean COnnery and Bruce Willis ftw
WHERE IS VIN DIESEL?

68 weeks ago

and vin diesel or jason statham?

68 weeks ago

vin deasel 100%

68 weeks ago

you will die in seven days if you dont post this comment on 10 videos in the the next hour.if you do tomorrow will be the best day of your life
(im only trying to save my own life by doing it)

68 weeks ago

@ ImaginativeKiwi
Nope, he's British, born and raised! xD
But British and Australian are pretty close
(killer name btw, I'm jealous)

68 weeks ago

Duuude, Vin Diesel man. All the way.

68 weeks ago

Y NO JOHN LOCKE?

68 weeks ago

Jason Statham fo' sho!

68 weeks ago

@ Painted_flame
I think Jason Statham is Australian xD
But still good choice I was gunna say him

68 weeks ago

the last is first for me

68 weeks ago

firetruck you baconburns!

68 weeks ago

wow just today i realize how fast my hair is fadeing and im only 17 -.-"

firetrucking be happy haveing hair
it sucks to be bald T.t

68 weeks ago

You guys forgot Jason Statham!!
(Granted, he is the British version of Bruce Willis, but still!)
And Yoda

68 weeks ago

Bald is beautiful.

68 weeks ago

whahahah first