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Epic Movie Team-Ups We'd Like To See


I haven’t seen it, but I think “The Expendables” is about a group of mercenaries teaming up for a game of shuffleboard and a van-pool to the “early bird special” at Shoney’s. Or maybe they fight an evil dictator.

 

 

I’m not sure. I just know that Sylvester Stallone is 64 and his Ensure is probably spiked with human growth hormone.

 

But this movie is a great idea! Get all the stars of different action movies together in one mega-action movie. I don’t know why you would stop with just action films. If this is a hit, there are plenty of other great movie team-ups just waiting to happen. I’ve put together a few ideas, so if these get made, I’ll be expecting a big check from Hollywood.

 

Movie Where CG Animals Interact With Real People

This movie doesn’t really have a plot, but still makes $60 million its first weekend.

(Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd can’t get it together for Ghostbusters 3, but I bet both of them would do this. Lazy jerks.)  

 

Romantic Comedy

Six women meet six guys they can’t stand and go on a train ride or something. What they didn’t count on, was falling in love.

 

“Bro” Comedy

A group of overweight man-children get distracted trying to buy weed, so they end up at a cheerleading camp. Everyone hooks up with a hot chick... (I’m surprised this movie hasn’t been pitched yet. Are they waiting for Michael Cera to put on some pounds?)

 

Movie Where A Black Dude Plays A Woman

They are six OUTRAGEOUS women, each more outrageous than the next! It’s a family reunion, so you know things are going to get outrageous! Also, they stop a bank robbery, and one of them dies, teaching an important lesson about friendship, family, and why Marlon Wayans isn’t that big of a star. A comedy for people that like seeing young men hit with purses.

 

Action Movie

A drug lord with a phobia of hair (Patrick Stewart) has just invented the ultimate weapon. Now, the CIA has one chance to save the world – three ex-cops with a chip on their shoulder and nothing on their scalp.

 

Vampire Movie

Some mopey vampire falls in love with some boring woman who isn’t a vampire, or maybe she’s a psychic or something. That happens three times in this movie. Opening weekend would be attended by 70 million ovaries.

What team-up movies would you like to see?

 

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9 weeks ago

u 4got Stone Cold Steve Austin for Bald Badasses

52 weeks ago

So The terminator goes back in time to get the All Spark and use it for Skynet, Megatron and the rest of the remaining Decepticons team up with the Terminator. John Connor goes back in time with the g

90 weeks ago

what about scifi monster movie mash up

91 weeks ago

lol "things are about to get a little hayri" ROFLMAO,

91 weeks ago

the right name for the tp movie is Tyler Perry's:Stuff about fat blck people

91 weeks ago

woooo paul wesley <3 <3

92 weeks ago

vampire movie could be made by the guys that made scary movie and all those other films

92 weeks ago

WTF O.O, antony is bored! is better xD

92 weeks ago

I would really want to see chubby funny guys lol

92 weeks ago

I'd like to see Edward Cullen and Count Dracula in a film. To show people the difference between an actual vampire and a sparkling teenager.

Or perhaps Harry Potter and the Wizards of Waverly Plac

92 weeks ago

Dude. You guys totally forgot about Zach Galifianakis in the chubby funny guys section.

92 weeks ago

chuck norr- ugh nvr mind...

92 weeks ago

it should be ian somerhaulder instead of paul wesley , nobody wants to do him. everyone loved damon more. get it right next time XD

92 weeks ago

i would see black men dressed as women. haha

92 weeks ago

Bald Badasses FTW!

92 weeks ago

I would totaly see the bald badasses!

92 weeks ago

Hahaha "Opening weekend would be attended by 70 million ovaries"! I'd see that vampire film if crappy Pattinson wasn't in it!

92 weeks ago

The bald badass movie is missin one man...............Matt lauer!!!!!!

92 weeks ago

i would like to see bieber in a saw movie

92 weeks ago

Bald Badass FTW!!!

92 weeks ago

LOL

92 weeks ago

LMFAO>>>BRILLIANT!!! :D :D

92 weeks ago

kevin james is on chubby funny guys u ppl need to learn how to see!!!!!

92 weeks ago

Eh,these aren't really funny but I guess it was worth reading all the captions......or just looking at the cases for the movies 0_0

92 weeks ago

Bald badasses epic ftw

92 weeks ago

haha the vampire one already kinda happened, oh how sad.

92 weeks ago

LOL haha this was hilarious

92 weeks ago

LOL 'things are about to get a little.. hairy'

92 weeks ago

LOL 'things are about to get a little.. hairy'

92 weeks ago

Bald Badasses looks epic.

92 weeks ago

uhhh

92 weeks ago

Bald Badasses. Now theres a movie I would watch.

92 weeks ago

I'd boink the vamps. :DDD

92 weeks ago

You forgot Kevin James in chubby funny guys.

92 weeks ago

Envangelion*

92 weeks ago

evangelion: ROFLCOPTERS. Betch.

92 weeks ago

edward cullleeenn......can suck a dick.

92 weeks ago

haha. i thought you were going to do the new justin beiber movie as the last one.

92 weeks ago

I love Alexander Skarsgard T.T, but the rest are funny.

92 weeks ago

omg i would sooo see "Bro" and "bald badasses"

92 weeks ago

Paul Wesley :D

92 weeks ago

I SPIT ON U

92 weeks ago

LOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLOLOL,OLO.OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

92 weeks ago

yeah mate..sick one you are a dick face.........

92 weeks ago

envangelion i to good for a faaagggggoott like uuuuuu

92 weeks ago

id watch chubby funny guys jackblack = BEST PERSON TO SUCK AIR

92 weeks ago

WELL U CAN JUST GO !@#$ YOUSELF U SOULD NOT BE LIVING BREATHING OR MOVING U SOULD JUST.................................DROP DEAD ENVANGELION .........BITCH............roflmao lolcano dick face i am

92 weeks ago

wtf..i cant swear on this thing..i feel robbed

92 weeks ago

firetruck they cut of what was going to say at the end...piece of candy.

92 weeks ago

The last one is definitely right. Just Sayin'

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