Episodes Of The Hills I Would Have Watched
MTV’s reality series The Hills wrapped last week with its final episode after six seasons.
That being said, I have NEVER seen an episode of the show. Reality shows about spoiled rich kids getting drunk, eating sushi and spray tanning never appealed to me.
However, here are some episodes of The Hills that I would have totally watched if they existed.
The one where they teamed up with super spy Jack Bauer to save the United States from a terrorist attack in less than 24 hours.
Big Bang Theory Addition
The one where they are quick-witted nerdy physicists who date chicks way hotter than they should be able to... get into trouble through a series of misunderstandings.
Burn Notice Edition
The one where they are a bunch of burned spies hiding out, solving crimes and trying to clear their good names in South Beach Miami.
Deadliest Catch Edition
The one where they go Opilio crab fishing in the Bering Sea.
The one where they are bunch of good looking mutated super heroes with secret powers like telekinesis and time manipulation.
The one where they crash land on a tropical island and a bunch of weird non sequitur stuff and flashbacks happen.
South Park Edition
The one where they are a bunch of funny, foul-mouthed 4th-graders in a small Colorado town who team up with Jesus and Santa Claus to fight Mecha Steisand.
Suite Life Edition
The one where they play twin brothers who live in a hotel where a bunch of G-rated nonsense goes on.
The Office Edition
The one where they portray a quirky ensemble cast of wacky characters working at a paper company in Scranton, Pennsylvania.
Toddlers & Tiaras Edition
The one where they are 3 to 5 year-old girls competing against each other in semi-sleazy beauty pageants.
Two And A Half Men Edition
The one where they are two 90's actors who my parents really seem to like, but who I don’t find funny at all, who are raising a kid in some bizarre unspoken same-sex common law marriage situation.
WWE Raw Edition
The one where they don Speedos, body oil and leather lingerie and duke it out in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs battle royale steel cage match.
Now THAT, I would have watched!