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Fart Wars: 8 Horrible iPhone Apps

Posted By: C.J. Arabia on 10.12.10

Who doesn't enjoy wasting time on their iPhone? Well, people like me who don't have one. But my boyfriend does, and I get to play with his. I am constantly amazed at the abundance of uselessly stupid applications that are available for this device.. so I did a little digging and found these... the worst of the best of the worst iPhone applications out there...

Far Wars

Have you played it? Get a friend and trade farts between your iPhones and iPod Touch. You can also send prank farts that will explode on devices when you're not even in the room. What an incredible waste of money. But I have to admit... if someone sent me a recording of their fart, I would laugh.

Taxi Hold'em

This app helps you to hail a cab. You call up a window and hold it out in the street for Taxi's to see... it also makes a whistling sound. Seems kind of useless to me. If you stick your hand out a cab is going to come weather you have this application or not.

iNap@WORK

Ever get sleepy after lunch when you're sitting back at your computer at work? Well shut the door and nap it up. Everyone will think you're sleeping with this application that plays the sound effects of you working... pencil sharpening, clicking type, stapler stapling... It'll sound like you're working. It's a funny idea, but I can't imagine anyone actually using it. It's more of a novelty.

iPickupLines

There are a lot of funny people out there in the world, unfortunately none of them were consulted when writing these lame pick-up lines.

Hold On

For .99 you hold the button for as long as you possibly can... and then you hold it some more.

Sex Offender Locator

Keep your friends and family safe with this sex offender locator application for your iphone... as soon as they finish working the bugs out of the system... or learning to write better instructions... the wording here seems to be a little off.

I Am Rich

Apple had to actually remove this application. It was a $1000 light up screen for your iPhone that simply reads "I am rich." Can you believe that several people actually purchased this application before it was yanked? It may as well read "I am dumb."

Baby Shaker

This application, where you shake a crying baby until two red X's appear over it's eyes was also removed. It's not even funny, it's just lame and disturbing.

What's your favorite stupid iPhone app?

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Tags: app, application, bizarre, fart, iphone, wars, worst

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MiaPadilla1236

19 weeks ago

It says "Far Wars" on the first one :D hee hee ah crap i gotta fart........bye

capri1722

49 weeks ago

Ever played "One Single Life"? Jump between buildings and if you die, that sucks cuz then you can't play it ever again...unless you re-install the app.

SmoshRocksTheEarth

49 weeks ago

I know this totally not dumb one where all you hae to do is....Wait for it...POP BUBBLE WRAPP!!!!

totle

51 weeks ago

The app called "How Long can you tap it" is dumb...it's just for people with no life! And the world record is like over 12 hours!

totle

51 weeks ago

In the Taxi one they put the wrong kind of weather!

no1allo

52 weeks ago

enyone realise they spelled fart wars wrong they put far wars xD

pantsdontdance

59 weeks ago

The baby shaker is a crule and horrible excuse for an iphone app!!!!!!!

yumiyoyo

60 weeks ago

baby shaker is mean! i would freakin sew them!!!!!!!!!ARG!!!!

flipotic

61 weeks ago

that baby shaker one is firetrucked up!

bobothealmighty

67 weeks ago

the nap@work one is awesome

mnjmk

72 weeks ago

the last ones just weird...

mnjmk

72 weeks ago

the last ones just weird...

jndancerxo

74 weeks ago

my favorite stupid iphone app is the ishutup app :)

JeffHardy878

76 weeks ago

hold on looks pretty gay i told my friend NOT to nd what does he does he do he buys it anyway
man STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stupid stupid GOD FREAKING STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chicoroxasot smosh

76 weeks ago

man hold on is the trrible app ever in live my brother buyed last day and i come crazyy jajajaja lol

PythonDude

76 weeks ago

the I Am Rich app was pretty bad...

xermaine

78 weeks ago

fkc inap

meismenotu327

80 weeks ago

a couple are not totally useless and (not hatin i love yu guys) but you typod' on the fart wars caption

daddycool55

80 weeks ago

inap is the best

AllStar#1

80 weeks ago

Oh God.......... The baby shaker isnt funny at all.

signed,
captain state the obvious

MyPhatDonkey

82 weeks ago

Wtf? Their all stupid! Lmao

Annie1698

83 weeks ago

what the frig
baby shaker????!??

smosher900

83 weeks ago

baby shaker?

ffdsdchreg

84 weeks ago

i have the baby shaker app

kimrap12

84 weeks ago

the flashlight and Taser apps. my cousin is still convinced the taser works.

Juli_a

84 weeks ago

think the "push the button as long as you can"-app is really stupid xD
was the guy's record pver 2 hours?!? wtf? o.0

emilysmith15

84 weeks ago

IShutup JKs :)

griffey1124

84 weeks ago

Haha purity ring is funny. If you just pay $3 you can have an imaginary ring on an app on your iphone

VLBecca

84 weeks ago

My boyfriend plays "Pimple Popper". ALL. THE. TIME.

blinkythe1

84 weeks ago

I'd probably only get the "Shut Up!" app if I had an iPhone or iPod Touch :)

McGerman

84 weeks ago

lol, I farted while reading about fart wars. Have any of you guys seen the purity ring app?

kandykane619

84 weeks ago

Lol, you should do the best. I think it'd HAVE TO BE ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK! >:D

sollacc

84 weeks ago

I know an app so stupid me a app horder deleted........... flashlight it lights up up you screen also has the ability of flash from to different colors and...IT GIVES YOU EPILEPTIC SEIZURES yay!