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Getting Close to Your Celebrity Crush

Posted By: Melanie on 04.22.10

Wondering how to get intimate with Justin Bieber? Feel closer to Robert Pattinson or Hannah Montana?

Problem solved.

In my research, I've found that it's incredibly easy to get in contact with super-famous celebrities. You just need to know a few tricks.

1. Follow Him/Her on Twitter

Nothing shows devotion like knowing what the celeb in question is doing 24/7. Plus, they'll be very impressed when you meet them and you can recall every bowel movement they've had since '08.

2. Google Them Every Day

Just in case a new fan page opens up that you can flame for their crappy graphics.

3. Camp Outside Their Confirmed Whereabouts

Take one of those celebrity bus tours and when they pass your celeb's house, jump out and pitch your tent. (Note: boner joke intended.)

4. Search Through Their Garbage

You never know what you may find. Tax returns, used chewing gum, and hairbrushes all come in handy when making a voodoo doll of them. Voodoo dolls are very effective in making the celeb fall in love with you. I highly recommend this.

5. Send Them Love Letters

Write your celeb a letter proclaiming your undying love for them. Make sure to send copies of the letter to their website, fan club, agent, manager, mom, or whomever has a connection to them. Then prepare yourself for the restraining order.

6. Get a Job at Their Favorite Restaurant

Celebs love to eat out, and if you want to get elbow-to-elbow with them, what better way than to take their order? You can engage them in conversation and then steal their credit card number when it's time to pay the bill.

7. Put a Tracker on Their Car

Your celeb is likely in their car several times per week. If you can afford it -- and know where to buy it -- get a tracker and attach it to their car. You'll have them on your radar any time you want.

8. Move to Their City

You'd be shocked at how effective this is!

Who are you going to track?

Tags: article, celeb, funny, photo, stalking, tracking

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SMOSH_WhatTheFr...

1 week ago

MATT SMITH/SMOSH :D

Fiona Sevier

2 weeks ago

SHANE DAWSON!

matthewthecoolguy

11 weeks ago

Awe. But does Anthony have a gf? It's no fair if only one has a gf and the other doesn't. well, i mean, besides Ian's mom...

therealfurry48

11 weeks ago

Wait that's not a stalker.....that's Ian girlfriend

Oscar Zeki

11 weeks ago

nvr new u liked smosh jus sayin

Natalia Reece

11 weeks ago

@tehya400 I bet he's creeped out right now...LOL XD

How old r u anyway?

Natalia Reece

11 weeks ago

I have 2 leave England then move 2 california then move next door 2 one of you 2. (I would prefer Anthony)

xFlowx

13 weeks ago

First thing I have to do is... just leave the Netherlands and move to US :P

phantom76

13 weeks ago

Anthony and Ian duh

AnnsooowDK

16 weeks ago

Lol melanie. kinda adorable.

LIVLOVESMOSH

16 weeks ago

wait hold on...I LOOK UP UR NAMES EVERY DAY ON GOOGLE!!! haha i saw this pic of ian in cross country, he's hair was SUPER BOUNCY!!!HAHAHAHAHAH XD

LIVLOVESMOSH

16 weeks ago

awwww ur girlfriend is so pretty ian : )
o and anthony...IM WATCHING U ;D

YsoSirius

18 weeks ago

stalkerish much lol :) haha

tehya400

19 weeks ago

WOAH THAT IS IANS GF!!!!!!! I BET FAN LETTERS ARE AKWARD FOR YOU!

tehya400

19 weeks ago

DEAR ANTHONY PADILLA,
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
YOUR A NERD
I HONESTLY WOULD DO
BY THAT LAST ONE I MEAN SEX YOU!

J0SMOSH

28 weeks ago

Benedict Cumberbatch!

Braceface11

35 weeks ago

landon gilley!!! i <3 him!!!!! hes so hot!!!

kerbubbles

42 weeks ago

ooo i am gonna try this on anthony!! watch out dude!! haha jkjkjkjk

aroara777

45 weeks ago

who am i going to track...um you? LOL jkjk XD more like...Mitchell Davis from livelavalive XD youtube celebrity??? :D

CheckNoRomeo

47 weeks ago

Wait... wtf is that thing on Anthony's chin? O_o

CheckNoRomeo

47 weeks ago

Uhm... creepy. Hahahaa. xD

Brittluvsjello2

52 weeks ago

That is Ian's grilfriend?! DANGGGGG GOOD FOR YOU IAN!
Anthony's gf Kalel is pretty too!
I WOULD SOOOO TRACK YOU GUYS IF I WAS IN SACRAMENTO!

marijuli

53 weeks ago

@chocoholic1 : the girl in the last pic is Melanie. Melanie is the girl who posted this and Ian's girlfriend (yes, he has a girlfriend)

otherwisebluegirl

55 weeks ago

@Artus I think it's Sacramento.

Artus

56 weeks ago

In wich town can we find you motherfiretruckers?

otherwisebluegirl

57 weeks ago

How to meet smosh: Just move to their hometown and get a job at a fast food restaurants drive-thru. They're bound to come one day.

purple_lightning87

58 weeks ago

I'd track smosh <3

marijuli

60 weeks ago

the girl in the last pic is Melanie. Melanie is the girl who posted this and Ian's girlfriend (yes, he has a girlfriend)

chocoholic1

60 weeks ago

Who's that girl in the last pic?

YummyYummyInMyTummy3

63 weeks ago

christofer drew ingle<3, andy sixx, oli sykes, alex evans, jordan witzegruter, beyonce.

penguinluvva13

64 weeks ago

continued ro, Agriris Karras, and Shannon Kook-Chun. They're the gay ones and I think they're amazing. (I'm a girl)

penguinluvva13

64 weeks ago

Unicornz123 I know about Munro Chambers! He plays (soon to be played, I think he commits suicide) Eli Goldsworthy on Degrassi. I'm so happy someone knows about Degrassi. I also wanna meet Adamo Ruggie

TeeHee136

64 weeks ago

will use this for justin bieber i can just imagine the- ... never mind.

TeeHee136

64 weeks ago

will use this for justin bieber i can just imagine the- ... never mind.

DotDotCurve:)

66 weeks ago

like ' uhh...*awkward silence* is ian home......can he sign my shirt'?

DotDotCurve:)

66 weeks ago

the scary part is that i live by that house in those older videos like 'cat soup' . i drove by and i was like HOLY candy THATS THE SMOSH HOUSE! bhutt i dont want to be all stalker mode and walk up n be

DotDotCurve:)

66 weeks ago

id probbly do this to andy sixx, anthony, christfer drew, and that one dude from breath carolina ;) im addng it to my bucket list.

funky_genius

68 weeks ago

id track u guys :P

poohbearxpress108

69 weeks ago

I'm gonna track Miley Cyrus, and when I find her, Im gonna kill her:)

poohbearxpress108

69 weeks ago

I'm gonna track Miley Cyrus, and when I find her, Im gonna kill her:)