Giant Beaver Attack!
A man claims a giant beaver attacked him while he was fishing, and this didn’t even happen in Canada, it happened in the states.
I thought beavers were only in Canada but that’s probably just because I’m a stupid Canadian. (Only I can call myself that, not you.)
So back to the beaver attack... this giant beaver attacked the man head on, at first this man tried to fend it off by hitting it in the head with his fishing pole which I’m guessing didn’t do anything but piss off the beaver even more.
The beaver then bit the man on his arm and leg.
Could you imagine being bit by a beaver, that must be one of the hardest bites on the planet, this is a creature that bites down whole trees.This man must have been in some serious pain.
Those teeth aren't the only weapon a beaver has, it also has that slap happy tail. I wonder if this beaver got a few smacks in with his tail.
I bet you a beaver tail slap to the face would KO almost anyone. I wonder why the beaver attacked him in the first place because is isn’t common for a beaver to attack.
Maybe this beaver was friends with the fish, or maybe he thought the guy was there to cut down the trees and this beaver just wasn’t having it.
More likely this beaver was mad because he found out that humans use his name as another word for a curtain female body part.
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plump12799
7 weeks ago
last one is creepy
MoufassaLava
62 weeks ago
one time I was at my cottage, and I saw a beaver in the river, and this old man came out of the woods with a rifle and shot it.
thewazaminator
70 weeks ago
beavers are badass
zenman
76 weeks ago
#7.... meet the pedo beaver O.o
jurya
76 weeks ago
curtain female body part? curtain?
food battle 2050
77 weeks ago
first of everybody go check out "fluffytalks" on youtube ( its epic) and was it just me who ecspected a picture of justin beaver?
eoghan-oneill
77 weeks ago
maybe charlie the guiny pig grew into a massive guiny pig and the man thought it was a beaver ?
rmxpokeman
77 weeks ago
"Only I can call myself that, not you" LMAO FLUFFEE XDDD
FROZEX10
77 weeks ago
''for a curtain female body part'' XDDDD
killer10347
77 weeks ago
I think you misspelled Beiber. I mean this IS a gallery of his pictures... :D
lilevry
77 weeks ago
lolololololol :DD
chau
77 weeks ago
lolololololol
i like the last part :D
Commanderooler
77 weeks ago
Ugh , for God's sake shave ur beaver !!
REMsleeper428
77 weeks ago
*certain
Ruisvarras-elukka
77 weeks ago
There are beavers in Finland too.
Kirze719
77 weeks ago
My friend's boyfriend killed a beaver in her Mustang yesterday. Broke the bumper off too. She's pisseddd.
InjuringPuppet
77 weeks ago
@haw notice who posted this you tool
haw
77 weeks ago
wow, you stole this completely from fluffee
Trudermark
77 weeks ago
ROFL...
Nohillenboy
77 weeks ago
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A SMOSHER!!! YES I LOVE YOU!!!
BacktotheCupcakes
77 weeks ago
for a while there i was thinking your stealling all these from fluffetalks but then i realized hes the one posting um on here! lol FLuffeTalks FTW
berns2
77 weeks ago
It was Justin Bieber hahahaha BAD JOKE...
vajr41891
77 weeks ago
FLUFFEE
ExsNdOhs
77 weeks ago
LOL! that's the best thing ever. i wonder how beaver became the nickname for vag anyways?
kittyrock
77 weeks ago
haha. shave your beaver
amandah7
77 weeks ago
lol
GreenLimes
77 weeks ago
O.o
bluecatslushie
77 weeks ago
Haha!! I <3 you Fluffee:)
smosh-fan-11
77 weeks ago
1st one to see this
Clay2275
77 weeks ago
1st