History Papers that are Sure to get you an A+
Not many people know this, but we here at Smosh are all former History Professors. It's one of the requirements to be able to work here. We know a lot of you are getting assigned big papers to be turned in at the end of the semester in your history classes. We put our heads together to come up with some ideas for History Papers that are sure to get you an A+++.
Pokemon Of The Civil War
Do you really think the Civil War was won on the battlefield? Oh, no. It was won in the Pokemon Stadium. Tell the harrowing tail of Abraham Lincoln's Sandslash defeating Jefferson Davis's Tentacruel that everyone else is too afraid to tell.
Famous Time Travelers
History is constantly changing from interference by time travelers. Just about every major historical event has been altered by Doctor Who and he's only one time traveler. Harry Potter, The Terminator, and William Shatner are all time travelers. Even The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles traveled back in time.
The Origins Of That Smell
Where's that smell coming from? It's the last great unanswered question. Is it coming from the trash can? Is it coming from Timmy's feet? Is someone farting over and over? It's time to find out once and for all so we can close the book on that shameful time when not a nostril was spared by The Great Smell of '12. Make sure you look up in your MLA handbook how to properly cite lyrics from "That Smell" by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
The History Of Smosh
Follow Anthony and Ian from their first video all the way up until today. Recount such classics as Ian Is Pregnant, Anthony Gets A Haircut, and Ian's First Girlfriend. Smosh is more important to the History of the Universe than the Big Bang and Justin Bieber combined. It's ridiculous that your history book doesn't have at least three of four chapters on Smosh. I think it really says something aobut the poor quality of your school.
Video Games That Changed The World
In our modern era, video games have come to define many of us as a culture. This one will be good to write if you have a huge word count because there have been so many awesome video games that changed the world. Pac-Man, Grand Theft Auto, and The Legend Of Zelda are just a few of the hundred or so games that you could write about. You could write 20,000 words on the Nintendo Virtual Boy alone.
Rambo: Greatest American Ever
If Rambo isn't real then why are there so many movies about him? They don't just make up stuff and put it in movies. That is ridiculous. The best part about this is that your research will involve a weekend of watching every Rambo movie. This will get you out of doing any chores because you have "too much homework."
The REAL Reason We Drive On The Right Side Of The Road
I think that there is a massive conspiracy that we've all been tricked by. Evil Reptile Space Aliens founded this country and have been stealing all of our gold to make force fields for their spaceships. Most of the Presidents in the U.S. were Reptile Space Aliens. Everyone knows it!
Presidents Who Were Secretly Reptile Space Aliens
I'm not crazy. I'm not crazy. Hey, who are you? What are you doing in here? No! Nooooooooo! Don't let them tak
Which topic are you going to write a history paper on? Let me know on twitter @zachlunch or in the comments below!