Horton Hires a Ho, and Other Inappropriate Children's Books Reviewed by Laura
Say hello to our newest contributor, Laura, a 13 year old who enjoys reading books and setting things on fire. Isn't she precious?
In her first post she reviewed some of the world's most inappropriate children's books!
1. The Hanging Tree
This was a pretty funny book. I liked the pictures but the moral of the story was stupid and **spoiler alert** the tree doesn’t die so that was pretty lame if you ask me.
2. Sex
This was a really informative tome. I was troubled by some of the images and I think the animals were mostly made up ones.
I would like to see a book like this with pictures of real animals or, even better, people.
3. Horton Hires a Ho!
I would have enjoyed this one more but Horton does some really stupid things that made it hard for me to really invest in his character. For example, When the ho takes his money after he has passed out it says she found $400 in his fleshy folds.
No one carries around that kind of cash when they visit a ho!
4. Learn to Pimp
This had mostly common sense tips that any idiot already knows. I would have liked it to have delved deeper in to running multiple girls at the same time and administering beatings without leaving marks.
Also a more detailed chapter on obtaining legal representation would have been helpful.
5. Run Away From Home
What can I say I loved this book from beginning to end. The domestic violence are very true to life and billy’s motivations for leaving are totally believable.
One of the best books I have ever read!
6. Why is Mommy Moaning?
This book was for much younger kids. Don’t waste your time unless you are like six or totally retarded.
7. Paddington Gets Tanked
Nobody parties like Paddington? The third book in the Paddington series, This is the perfect follow up to Paddington gets stoned and Paddington gets naked.
I can’t wait for Book Four, which is rumored to be titled "Paddington Trips Out."
8. My Pet Dick
I want a refund. This book was all about a duck that gets lost and winds up living with some dumb kid and his stupid family.
There is no Dick in this book as promised in the title. Either this is a misprint or another example of false advertising.
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The reaper Of SMOSH
8 hours ago
Why is mommy moaning? My signature will explane that!
Ruby.Heart
4 days ago
.......What does pimp mean ? -learns what it means)
edwinsspaces
5 days ago
Learn how to pimp O.o
Joissmoshluver
1 week ago
why is mummy moaning lol NOTE: i did not mean to do a "U" in "mummy" I don't use "O" in "mommy" ok?
SmoshUnicorn773
1 week ago
smosh tis be awesome
weasleylestrange06
2 weeks ago
Well, in Mockingjay
weasleylestrange06
2 weeks ago
Oh, thats funny. In the Hunger Games there's actually a song called the Hanging Tree
jklwq123
4 weeks ago
haha omg those were funneh XD
smoshfangurl96
5 weeks ago
those arnt actual books r they?? O.o
AwkwardNinja98
16 weeks ago
LoL
swicher
31 weeks ago
firetrucking funny
swicher
31 weeks ago
firetrucking funny
mhisz.Rainiie
42 weeks ago
Why is Mommy Moaning?! ;DD LMAO
Smoshfighter22
46 weeks ago
WHY is MOMMY MOANING?!?!?!?! XD
angel12818
47 weeks ago
lol hortan hears a ho
PowuhRanguhs
47 weeks ago
You're missing Green eggs and ham as,
"WHAT THE firetruck IS THIS candy!"
Halofan4001
50 weeks ago
i guessing the sex must be really the main thing of this entire thing
Halofan4001
50 weeks ago
are those all even real????????????/
ZeldaOcarinaForever
57 weeks ago
The last one's real....o.o though you'd like to know...
bobothealmighty
59 weeks ago
why is mommy moaning?
LMAO!!
enemyzee
60 weeks ago
I want the learn to pimp book i need to adminiser beatings without leaving marks.
SMOSHmonger
70 weeks ago
what the firetruck
SportyMichelle
71 weeks ago
lol!
toony66
73 weeks ago
my pet dick :)
mb_awesome
74 weeks ago
What happened to "green eggs and ham" ?!
DidIDoThat?
74 weeks ago
Horton hires a ho has got to be the best book ever.
Masterdevil
76 weeks ago
Lol
lol392
76 weeks ago
THIS IS MY firetruckING FAVOURITE LOL
Hollywood7
76 weeks ago
Why is mommy moaning. HAHAHA!!!!!
Purple_and_Lime
76 weeks ago
I miss "Bad Seed" Laura! I was wondering where she went.
ashleymenard122
76 weeks ago
omg i remember the berenstain bears omg i have tons of their books lol hahahaha
superXangryXpanda
76 weeks ago
XD I thought Why Is Mommy Moaning was really funny
Ducky:P
77 weeks ago
xDDD haha what they wrote under the last one was funny.
randomcheese
77 weeks ago
lol!
exal14
78 weeks ago
this girl is hot
http://www.Lu-Divine.com/?id=1053092
HJxJJ
78 weeks ago
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. COVER YOUR MOUTH WITH YOUR HAND 2. WHISPER A WISH INTO YOUR HAND 3. POST THIS ON TO TEN OTHER COMMENTS 4. NOW LOOK AT YOUR HAND
andher769
79 weeks ago
YAY PET MY DICK EVERY ONE!
hunterrulez1
79 weeks ago
why is mommy moaning?
lol XD
Laura :D
81 weeks ago
XD
punkamy444
82 weeks ago
mama needs too stop moanin she got anuf kids!
gandly123
82 weeks ago
run away from home your parents will thank you?! sesame street is ruining children's minds!
caribar
83 weeks ago
haha! Laura ur a genius!
firehug
83 weeks ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
FreakinFridgeGuy
84 weeks ago
My pet DICK?!
lold...
pieman11
84 weeks ago
why is mommy moaning?
selectyour
84 weeks ago
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thenuke95
84 weeks ago
LOL MY PET DICK
stu0101
84 weeks ago
horton does a ho
psychoman816
85 weeks ago
BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUD FUNNY STUFF :)
Krabster
86 weeks ago
lol learn to pimp