Hottest Hunks in History

When you crack your history book to finally get around to studying for finals, do you ever look at the guys depicted in your text and say to yourself, "Yeah, I'd hit that"? I know I do. All the time. So I decided to pick a few of the tastiest men I could find throughout history and compile them into a list for you. I hope you like older men!



JFK has to be one of the finest presidents America has ever had. With his tan and his crinkly smile, he exudes major hotness. And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do to get more cute presidents in office!


Davy Crockett

Although we might not all remember the Alamo, we do remember the outdoorsy looking guy who wears coonskin hats. Now I realize that this image is not actually of Davy Crockett, but actually of the actor who played him in a movie, but the actual Davy Crockett wasn't as cute, and you're only ever remembered as the movie about your life anyway.

Mickey Mantle

One of the best players in Yankee Baseball history, Mickey was definitely one of the most adorable players. With his boyish grin and blonde locks, he added a scrumptious face to the field!


Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ralph Waldo Emerson the writer, poet, and the leader of the Transcendentalism movement was also a giant nature lover, which makes him out to be one of the oldest (and hottest) hippies ever. Seriously, doesn't he look a million times more dapper than the hippies you see at Steely Dan concerts reeking of patchouli oil and wearing hemp clothes?

Ronald Reagan

Not only was former US president Ronald Reagan an actor, but he was also GORGEOUS. Reagan was quick witted and completely charming. Cute and funny? I could get used to having him around.


Okay, so we don't really know for sure what Jesus looked like, since most of the images we have of him are based on images...that are based on image...that are based on other images...that might've been just made up by some artist. But the guy we think he looks like is a cutie patootie.

Fred Flintstone

If we're talking history, I must go prehistoric and speak of the coolest guy that ever had a pelican as a washing machine -- Fred Flintstone. He may have a hot temper at times, but he's also got a buff bod and totally rocks the scruffy look. And he's definitely got a sense of style!

What hunk from history do you find the cutest?

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