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How To Avoid Getting A Summer Job

Posted By: C.J. Arabia on 06.22.10

Maybe you're one of those people who actually wants a summer job. If so, great for you. I'm happy for you. Have fun at the Mc Donalds drive-thru.

But me? I don't want to get a summer job. If you feel the way I feel about it... I've come up with some pretty good excuses you can use to get out of getting one.

Break A Limb

I know this is extreme but if you wanna go for it, go all the way. The bummer about this is that you're limited in your mobility. It's a pretty desperate move.

Volunteer

Volunteer for the political candidate of your choice. At least you'll be making the world a better place, and as a volunteer they can't expect all that much of you. I mean, this chick looks like she's having a good time.

Go To Camp

You get to sit around a camp fire telling scary stories and prank your bunkmates. Way better than a job.

Start A Blog

Who knows what'll happen.

Join A Cult

You're going to have to find a cult in like Texas... somewhere that your family can't find you. There's always the problem of getting out of the cult at the end of the summer... but cross that road when you get there, right?

Get An Internship

Famous Whitehouse intern Monica Lewinsky slept with president Clinton instead of getting a summer job. Way to go Monica!

Visit Grandma

NOTE: This is a last case scenario. The wireless is crappy, there's no cellphone reception, you have to watch a lot of QVC and it smells like stale animal cookies... but there's plenty of food and you can pretty much do whatever you want.

Travel

Traveling is the greatest excuse ever. If you can afford it, spend your summers traveling. There is no such thing as a sucky vacation but there are lots of sucky jobs.

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Tags: comedy, fun, funny, humor, job, summer

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m16a2

92 weeks ago

or u can elect obama so the econamie will suck and u probly will not even get a job

LUcyAnN0L9

92 weeks ago

move to england

mana-samalover

99 weeks ago

i need a job!!!

zenman

99 weeks ago

u cant go wrong with witnessing a murder and having to be relocated by the witness protection program... flawless way to get out of a summer job

hre010

100 weeks ago

(continuation) of weeks, and I'll be making a lot of money :D

hre010

100 weeks ago

I already have a summer job. I'm going to work at my dad's work, Brann Stadion (it's a soccer stadium). He gave me the job, since he is the daily manager. Luckily I won't work for more than a couple o