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How to Tell If You're In Love

The weekly update from Melanie on the state of dating affairs in the world.

Have you ever wondered: "Am I in love?"

Well, I've got five surefire ways to tell if you are completely and utterly in love with that special someone!


1. You get nervous around them







2. You want to be around them all the time







3. Your tummy hurts with every thought of them







4. You'd die for them







5. Your poop is green



So, are you in love?


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1 week ago

Green Poop means you are a baby. Or a kangaroo. Or in <3 !

1 week ago

Shit Pickle?

-Angry Video Game Nerd.

4 weeks ago

im in lovvee :(

5 weeks ago

uuhhh...maybe.

8 weeks ago

I am 1, 2, 3 and 4.
Except for 5. Disgusting.
I can't actually shit with her around.

22 weeks ago

stupidly noo....

39 weeks ago

I once had green poop... disgusting.

42 weeks ago

Oh darn
I thought I was
But nope because my poops orange

44 weeks ago

Well, does it still count if i dont have green crap

50 weeks ago

well looks like i seem to hate every one

52 weeks ago

yep! looks like i got green beef n' go

52 weeks ago

i am in love i have green candy

52 weeks ago

candy!!!!!!!!!

52 weeks ago

candy!!!!!!!!!

54 weeks ago

Gad Dommit.

57 weeks ago

yes.

57 weeks ago

i had rainbow poop, there was green in the rainbow, does that count? oh and did i meantion i pooped twice so it was a firetrucking rainbow!! take that mom! she thought something was wrong with my sto

N20

58 weeks ago

answer: yes XD

59 weeks ago

oh god when i was like 7 or 8 my poop was frkng green

60 weeks ago

would explain why my poo is green.

61 weeks ago

Lol, guess I'm in love then! xD
Well... you know... except for the green poop thing. Hah.

63 weeks ago

How'd he candy a pickle? O_o

66 weeks ago

Lol! These crappy pics made my day! More please!

66 weeks ago

l0l he pissed

68 weeks ago

Nope, nothing

68 weeks ago

the only love i have is my love for the thought of love!!!

68 weeks ago

is the green poop changing colour?

68 weeks ago

yeah, I´m in love=P

68 weeks ago

Soo, I'm in love with my..mobile?

68 weeks ago

The green poop looks like a pickle. JS

71 weeks ago

unfortunately not, would be awesome though xD

71 weeks ago

hmmm...let's see

1st sign heck yeah
2nd sign heck yeah
3rd sign how is that possible?
4th sign heck yeah
5th sign WHAT THE FIRETRUCK???

74 weeks ago

I am not in love....wait...CRAP I AM! DAMN YOU SMOSH!

77 weeks ago

Damn...im in love >.< crap

77 weeks ago

i'm in love dammit!! XD

78 weeks ago

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79 weeks ago

lol this is super great! Do you think you can be in love with someone you've only been with for a few weeks? There's this guy who I met after a bunch of my friends signed me up for some

79 weeks ago

So cute! I met my boyfriend after combing through some dating sites....I think we're in love! I knowwww it was so strange to think that I actually tried to meet people

79 weeks ago

candy!

80 weeks ago

im in love alright.

81 weeks ago

My candy is bleu.. Wait, What?

81 weeks ago

will smosh turn candy into candy? Dunno. what about crap damn firetruck ?

81 weeks ago

4/5 of those things ;]

82 weeks ago

i am in love, but i don't s@it green poo

82 weeks ago

Damn, I'm not in love, my poop isn't green yet XD

82 weeks ago

dude... didn't know smosh censored things lol
they turned my s h i t into candy

82 weeks ago

well, i guess 4/5 means im in love lol.
(4/5 meaning no green candy for me. haha.)

82 weeks ago

NO! DONT EAT DA POO POO IT BE GAY MON!

83 weeks ago

damn i guess not

84 weeks ago

nope

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