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If The Cast Of Jersey Shore Was Replaced By The Cast Of Harry Potter

I don't know about you guys but I'm really bummed about Harry Potter being over. I kind of want the cast to stay together forever, ya know? It got me thinking...how about just sticking them all together in the Jersey Shore house? No more reality TV guidos, Harry Potter forever. Now that's what you'd call a win win situation. Things would definitely be very different...here's just a few examples how.

 

Matthew "The Situation" Lewis

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Matthew is the ultimate wingman! Just let him loose and the hot tub will be stocked with hotties in no time! Even the girls he rejects are cuties. Matthew Lewis...President and C.E.O. of the Grenade Free Foundation!

 

The Girl Cast Members Will No Longer Be Skanks

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When the Harry Potter girls go clubbing there will no longer be visible side-boob, exposed butt-crack or limo-leaving crotch shots. Yet, somehow, even completely covered, Emma Watson is a thousand times sexier than all the guidettes in the world combined. She'd even bring elegance to the act of eating a pickle. And that girl eats more pickles than Snooki! Don't be surprised when next year's hot comic-con costume for fanboys is a Kosher dill. 

 

T-Shirt Time Would Become Tea Time

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Ed Hardy would be replaced with Earl Grey. Strumpets replaced with crumpets. After tea, the cast will probably just settle in for the night. Maybe a game of charades or, if they're feeling a little randy, perhaps a game of  'snog, marry, stupefy?' The only drama we'll get from this group is when the girls get mad after all the guys choose to snog the character of Bellatrix Lestrange.

 

SPF Is The New GTL

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The boys will still do laundry, and the gym on occasion, but it's not like they're gonna obsess about it! They're bloody hell on holiday for chrissakes!

 

Choreographed Routines By Alan Rickman In, Fistpumping Out!

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Any meathead can fistpump, but it takes actual talent to handle the complicated dance moves that Alan Rickman will throw your way! The dance floor will clear when the cast members bust out their sassy bump and grind routine to 'All The Single Ladies.' A cell phone video of this performance will go viral. Unlike the old cast  of Jersey Shore, who only share viral things that nobody wants. 

 

 

The Smush Room Will Be Turned Into A Library

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Emma Watson knows that nothing is sexier than reading. And she's right. 100% of the guys I asked said they would prefer to watch Emma read than actually smush Snooki. Scientific FACT, people.

 

Different Slang

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It'll be hilarious watching the cast call a musclehead gorilla a dodgey wanker before telling him to bugger off. He'll look even dumber than normal as he tries to figure out what just happened. You don't need a magic wand to stupefy a knob head!

 

That Sh*t Is Finally Going DOWN Between Daniel Radcliffe And Robert Pattinson!

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Hey, even this clean-cut star can't help but have a little juicehead rub off on him! Get ready for the greatest  'Come at me, Bro!' of all TIME!!!!!!!

What are some other ways things would be different if the cast of Harry Potter took over the Jersey Shore? Tell me your funny ideas in the comments!

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1 week ago

I really fell on the floor laughing at that last one!!!!!!!!!11

6 weeks ago

I'm a Harry potter finatic and now my cousin really likes it too so we like to play snog, marry, Avada Kedavra all the time. One time we played til three in the morning.

9 weeks ago

How come the girl in the second pic had a very similar look to Justin Bieber?!? I t's just strange.....my point has been proved, he's gay. 150% Gay Canadian. Available at stores near you!

10 weeks ago

@Clemence, we do, actually..

11 weeks ago

Sparkle for me bitch!
SPARKLE!

12 weeks ago

'Wanker' is Australian slang, they don't say it in England.

English and Australian aren't the same thing. :)

12 weeks ago

Sparkle for bitch sparkle.. HAAHA

13 weeks ago

lol the different slang part is hilarious

20 weeks ago

i am completly obsessed with the harry potter series. i am literally watching the fifth movie right now. But even i have to laugh at the parodies

29 weeks ago

hahahaha

29 weeks ago

hahahaha

40 weeks ago

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40 weeks ago

this isn't funny...at all...

40 weeks ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the last one is really funny

40 weeks ago

People in ENGLAND never say WANKER!!! Im from there and go there every year! Gawd .....its 5:24am Im awake and cranky

40 weeks ago

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40 weeks ago

lol! sparkle for me
bitch! sparkle!

40 weeks ago

neville is FIT!

40 weeks ago

goddamit smosh stop posting stupid shit about harry potter jersey shore and glee, no self respecting human being watches that shit... if u keep posting shit like this i might have to consider leaving the site

40 weeks ago

Weird

40 weeks ago

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40 weeks ago

lol at the second to last photo, the look on hermonie's face=priceless

40 weeks ago

.... wtf

40 weeks ago

dear smosh, please take care of all the spam on these pages

40 weeks ago

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40 weeks ago

haahaa its verry good ahhahahaha:D

40 weeks ago

HAHA!! The "period-bloody hell"-thing was hilarious! xD

40 weeks ago

ohh i get it, bloody hell=bleeding like hell...rite?

40 weeks ago

Lol bloody h3ll and periods. Periods= Bleeding and well h3ll?

40 weeks ago

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40 weeks ago

i like the bloody he** thingy lol

40 weeks ago

THE GIF OMFG AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

40 weeks ago

clubs would be replaced with library's WHO LIKES F*CKING LIBRARY'S GO BUY THE BOOK

40 weeks ago

I would start watching MTV.

40 weeks ago

Haha love these!

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40 weeks ago

hahahahaha i love the last picture!! sparkle for me, bitch, SPARKLE!

40 weeks ago

VampireDiaries4ever
7 minutes ago

The last one made me LOL. SPARKLE FOR ME, BITCH! XD

Animanga_Smosh110
3 hours ago

I COULD NOT STOP WATCHING THE DANCE!

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40 weeks ago

The last one made me LOL. SPARKLE FOR ME, BITCH! XD

40 weeks ago

I COULD NOT STOP WATCHING THE DANCE!

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40 weeks ago

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40 weeks ago

number 5 lol

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40 weeks ago

Sparkle for me bitch,SPARKLE xD

40 weeks ago

5 is a scene from 'Mean Girls' hehe

40 weeks ago

The first one and the last one are soo funny

and yeap emma watson is so pretty >_<

40 weeks ago

number 1 was hilarious lol XD

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