The Inside of a Pokeball Revealed!

It is the question of our time. Scholars huddled in darkened rooms have come to blows (tee hee) over the importance of the question. Great thinkers who have attempted to plum its depths have literally died of screeching brain aneurisms by merely alluding to its existence. It is perhaps history’s biggest mystery: What goes on in the inside of a pokeball? Luckily, I am no great thinker. Like most at Smosh I’m just a dreamer of dreams and a true believer of true friendship. And it is because of this that I, Charley Cornelius Anne Feldman, know what lies inside individual pokeballs of some of your favorite pokemon. Think of it like Cribs, but the celebrities are incarcerated in ornate cells and let out to cause mass mayhem and destruction. So I guess it would be like Lindsay Lohan’s Cribs.

 

Koffing and Weezing

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Sure kids, we’re toxic - all the way to the bank! Cough cough, crap, who ate all the Flamin’ Cheetos? We’re about to watch all of Pirate of Dark Water on Youtube.

 

Jigglypuff

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Jigglypuff is an anarchist, you’re a spineless liberal.

Pikachu

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Yes it is a raincoat! In '87, Huey released this, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. Pika.

 

Machamp

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Is Machamps speedo getting a little tighter, or did someone just put on, “Boyfriend”? Sorry, that should have read, “because someone put on”.

 

Mudkip

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I herd u like hot tubs.

 

Slowpoke

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Hey guys I just moved into something called a pokeball! It has dial-up and everything!

 

Ready to move into a pokeball of your own? I know a good realtor. Let us know what you’relooking for in a ball in the comments.

 

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