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Japanese Woman Invents A Menstruation Machine For Men?!

Posted By: Daniel Dominguez on 01.12.12

All guys say to themselves pretty regularly, "God, what I wouldn't give to be able to buy a machine that would let me experience the pain of menstruation." Thanks to Japan, that wish has now come true. The invention of a menstruation machine proves true Albert Einstein's most famous quote, "If there is one absolute mathematical certainty it is that any species, if given a long enough time line, will eventually create a machine so that men can bleed out of their schlong."

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Pretty much everybody likes menstruating. So it makes sense that Hiromi Ozaki, a Japanese student at the Royal College of Art created one.

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Hiromi created the machine so that men could experience the pain and bleeding associated with having a period. Thanks a lot Hiromi, like men don't already have it bad enough getting paid more than women and not having boobs so they can fit into tight spaces easier.

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Hiromi says she also intends the machine for women, oddly, since according to her technological advances in contraception might one day make menstruation obsolete. Why Hiromi would think it would be a good idea for menstruation machines to exist if nobody had to menstruate anymore is beyond me. Either way it's clear that her evil plans must be stopped.

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Japanese people can lay claim to many of the technological advances in the world today. From powerful video game systems to revolutionary automobiles to whatever the hell this picture is of to a thing you can strap onto yourself so you can experience cramps. So I ask: is there nothing they can't do? And by can't, I mean won't.

Here is a video Hiromi made to explain the machine and give an example of its use. Good luck enjoying it. (WARNING: MESSED UP!)

What most excites you about finally getting to menstruate? Let us know in the comments!

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Tags: japan, japanese, machine, men, menstruate, menstruation

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artimis456

6 weeks ago

I guess this would be useful for something? but when he got his period and he couldn't even move that was exaggerated Japan is just always trying to make things seem more gory but i liked the song :)

CaptainAWESOME117

7 weeks ago

I feel like I'm one of the few who thinks this is stupid, and everyone else is either going to buy it, or tink it's useful. WHY WOULD ANYONE NEED THIS EVER?!?

TheyStoleMyFrea...

7 weeks ago

Oh god.. How am I going to sleep

TheyStoleMyFrea...

7 weeks ago

Oh my god, Im a girl and IT'S FALSE INFORMATION! Chocolate can help to relieve the pain!!

stellaccio

7 weeks ago

who the hell would want this like seriously. Does the other person in the video no that she is a he.

GGrox22

18 weeks ago

Now officially scared of period cramps..... why do i suddenly feel pain in my tummy?

GGrox22

18 weeks ago

OMG im 12 and i got my first period the day after watching this 0_0

NaruHay

18 weeks ago

Haha this is great!! Itai desu ne? ;3

NikFoxGlove

18 weeks ago

i agree @ILikeRustySpool. my bf just thinks i'm acting when i'm on cuz it hurts bad sometimes so i think men should be more open minded as to wot women go through. now this ladie just needs to make a machin that lets men feel child birth and then i can let my fela know wot that felt like. he wouldn't sit there playing angry birds when i'm biving birth to our boy like last time bitch xxx

ILikeRustySpoons

18 weeks ago

it's only a period! (carried on from last comment)

ILikeRustySpoons

18 weeks ago

Lol! This is ridiculous, but any guy who talks shit about women should have to wear one ;)

To the men saying "they should invent one that makes women feel like they're being kicked in the balls"-we have periods, they're much worse and happen every month and make a mess, not just hurt and on certain occasions ^.^

To the women saying "that much blood is too much"-have you had a period before? For the first few days that's the average amount that goes into the loo!

To the bad actor-chill o

Wolfy18000

18 weeks ago

I wouldn't mind trying out a machine that made it feel like you were being kicked in the balls if some boys would try this. Maybe it would actually give us more respect for each other and what we BOTH have to go through.. And why is this disturbing..? It's just natural..o.e And to those who said "It's not normal to be bleeding that much" Have you even had a period? If not, you don't know what you're talking about. Periods make you bleed A LOT.

SUPERSONICTRAIN1

18 weeks ago

Why? Just why? Menstruation is bad enough for us ladies, you don't have to bring men into it, just think about how wrong that is! How is this even possible? Yuck!

trixRabbit

18 weeks ago

whyyy

IxxFightxxWithx...

18 weeks ago

Shit, now i have to deal with women, and menstrual cycles. FML

Kainen1332

18 weeks ago

OH MY GOD! XD I saw this on WTF Japan forever ago, it's so bizarre.

coolgirl3890

18 weeks ago

I don't get how it makes guys feel pain

kaitlynn.blue

18 weeks ago

wtf....haha

thefingEdwardElric

18 weeks ago

cannot unsee cannot unsee CANNOT UNSEEE

bandgeek31

18 weeks ago

@ddvw123abc yeah it's called giving birth

YsoSirius

18 weeks ago

thats wrong... blagh

rwhite

18 weeks ago

Messed up.
Porn is about to get bloodier

mateaboo

18 weeks ago

2:28 Wait bob i gotta take a crap on the sidewalk!

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18 weeks ago

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Justin Gutierrez

18 weeks ago

AND WHAT MAN WANTS TO PEE FREAKIN BLOOD GET OFF THE DRUGS JAPANESE PEOPLE AND MAKE THE FREAKIN TELEPORTERS AND JETPACKS AND TIME MACHINES SO I CAN KEEP MY ICE CREAM WHEN I WAS 4 FROM FALLING ONTO THE FLOOOR

Justin Gutierrez

18 weeks ago

WASTED 3:14 JUST TO SEE A GIRL PEING BLOOD WTF WERE U THINKING SMOSH

NuclearPickle

18 weeks ago

Still isn't as fucking retarded as Foreverlazy.

Shidow

18 weeks ago

Ok I'm officially confused. The title says "woman invents" but the url says "man-invents". WTF?

skyblue30712

18 weeks ago

im a girl...

PERIOD R NOT FUN!!!! :(

AllisonAvenged

18 weeks ago

that pink thing is to hold back your hair while you eat.

ddvw123abc

18 weeks ago

Why don't we make a machine that makes women feel the pain that comes from getting hit in the balls.

lolliepops

18 weeks ago

That is so a girl
And ??????? Seriously
:/

Fizziedrink87

18 weeks ago

Ummmm...Why the hell do I have weird pains now????

coaldust2468

18 weeks ago

why the fuck did i watch that? -_-

trinaluvsmosh

18 weeks ago

Or if guys wanna know how it feels they can slice off their intire d**k. Just a thought.

Ronya

18 weeks ago

i don't think men have to wear this... They can, but why should they feel unnecessary pain ? I don't want that for anyone... i wouldn't want to know how it feels like getting kicked in the nuts either...

rockr126

18 weeks ago

well, if you bleed that much, then you should go to a hospital. but i agree that men should wear this just to see some of the pain of a women. just loosen that machine up a bit. our cramps aren't that horible unless a man only has to wear that once to get the feel of a lifetime of periods are. loosen it and make guys wear it 4 to 6 days a month! then he will REALLY now how a women feels! that means you too Ian and Anthony!! you must wear the machine!

Kuchibashi

18 weeks ago

Title: 'Japan man invents...'
Article: 'Hiromi says SHE also intends...'
On top of that, I think Hiromi is al girls' name...

the host

18 weeks ago

and the thing that makes me excited about menstruating is CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!

the host

18 weeks ago

just so u know people that dont get the comment about the guy saying it was your falt cause your whore quote,
some people belive that when women get perioids its because they have had sex, this is something there twisted mothers say to keep there kids from havung sex appaerently this kid is unimfomed little sh!t i didnt have sex when i got my perioid you little asshole <.<

Abede

18 weeks ago

Periods aren't THAT bad, I rarely get cramps and have only had really bad cramps a couple of times so I dont get while some girls constantly bitch about how horrible their periods are. I'd like to make guys wear these though, it'd be really funny. :D

Broken_Road

18 weeks ago

If you bleed THAT much during your period, there is something horribly wrong with you.

BlackAnxiety

18 weeks ago

Whats next? Men giving birth? Oh wait.. They are already.

DRB100

18 weeks ago

So just because hes dressed like an anime ckick, he has to bleed out of some piece of metal and get cramps? Also the question is the other way around....

TheDitto93

18 weeks ago

now the japenes should invent a machine to be kicked in the balls for women

FIREYRAIN

18 weeks ago

YES NOW IM ONE STEP CLOSER TO BEING PREGNANT!!!

gamer219

18 weeks ago

@catlover58938 ur an idiot if that would happen u would have to the machine @666chapeski666 is talking about nonstop

thekrull

19 weeks ago

Haha, like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTcIg9Bm6ig&fe ature=youtube_gdata_player

stevee96

19 weeks ago

great now i cant sleep

doeysan777@hotm...

19 weeks ago

Wow this is so creepy. I think there should be a scary movie made about this where some crazy women get together and have it be like Saw, but have them strap this weird machine to the men

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