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Jersey Shore Is In Miami

Posted By: Sarah on 07.01.10

Upon realizing the magnitude of Jersey Shore’s popularity, MTV scrambled to get another season shot.

Problem was, the actual Jersey Shore itself is a little less sexy in the middle of winter. So they sent them down to the only city that would have them, Miami.

The kids holed up in a fancier MTV sponsored Miami abode; drinking, fighting, and having sex for the cameras. Angelina the self proclaimed “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island,” who left on day 1 the first season, is back with her trash bags of valuables.

Vinny manages to sleep with not just Snooki, but also Angelina. Snooki gets drunk and breaks stuff.

Ronnie and Sammie get back together and then break up again.

J Woww gets the hots for Ronnie. People start to hate Sammie. The boys get in fights. The girls get in fights. The Situation and Pauly D get tons of unattractive ladies that they now are referring to as “grenades.” And everyone gets their gym, tanning, and laundry on.

It’s all very “firecrackers in a dumpster.” You know you can’t wait. It all starts July 29^th.

Snooki says to set your DVR.

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Tags: article, comedic, funny, jersey shore, miami

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zenman

72 weeks ago

i actually watched like, 2 minutes (which was 2 minutes too many) of jersey shore. they have this room they called a "smoosh room", which is aparantally where they drag their sexual prey to fu#k them.

CircusDeOle&#33...

77 weeks ago

I read this and actually screamed in horror.

lizzy9981

79 weeks ago

i hate snookie soo much!!!!!

ncochrum

81 weeks ago

Sorry, delete the space between the "wo" and the "rst"

ncochrum

81 weeks ago

For those of you who don't know what Jersey Sore is, perhaps this might help.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-wo rst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

smoshhore

82 weeks ago

i like the hot chick

joshual

82 weeks ago

if not then all i can say is "What is Jersey Shore"?

joshual

82 weeks ago

what is jersey shore? wait... is this one of thoughs uh "Chick Flicks"? or is it about 8 by-sexual friends that all ways get drunk then have a fight with each other and wake up with someone in bed?

zenman

83 weeks ago

miami, i feel sorry 4 u

edis

83 weeks ago

2 chick fights in 1 tralor i cant wait. ps it shoud be called !Miami Shore!

ItsJustadog

83 weeks ago

WAIT WAIT WAIT!. oh i love chiks fight =O