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Upon realizing the magnitude of Jersey Shore’s popularity, MTV scrambled to get another season shot.

 

 

Problem was, the actual Jersey Shore itself is a little less sexy in the middle of winter. So they sent them down to the only city that would have them, Miami.

 

 

The kids holed up in a fancier MTV sponsored Miami abode; drinking, fighting, and having sex for the cameras. Angelina the self proclaimed “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island,” who left on day 1 the first season, is back with her trash bags of valuables.

 

 

Vinny manages to sleep with not just Snooki, but also Angelina. Snooki gets drunk and breaks stuff.

 

 

Ronnie and Sammie get back together and then break up again.

 

 

J Woww gets the hots for Ronnie. People start to hate Sammie. The boys get in fights. The girls get in fights. The Situation and Pauly D get tons of unattractive ladies that they now are referring to as “grenades.” And everyone gets their gym, tanning, and laundry on.

 

 

It’s all very “firecrackers in a dumpster.” You know you can’t wait. It all starts July 29th.

 

 

Snooki says to set your DVR.

 

Check Out America Is Into Jersey Shore!

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Upon realizing the magnitude of Jersey Shore’s popularity, MTV scrambled to get another season shot.

 

 

Problem was, the actual Jersey Shore itself is a little less sexy in the middle of winter. So they sent them down to the only city that would have them, Miami.

 

 

The kids holed up in a fancier MTV sponsored Miami abode; drinking, fighting, and having sex for the cameras. Angelina the self proclaimed “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island,” who left on day 1 the first season, is back with her trash bags of valuables.

 

 

Vinny manages to sleep with not just Snooki, but also Angelina. Snooki gets drunk and breaks stuff.

 

 

Ronnie and Sammie get back together and then break up again.

 

 

J Woww gets the hots for Ronnie. People start to hate Sammie. The boys get in fights. The girls get in fights. The Situation and Pauly D get tons of unattractive ladies that they now are referring to as “grenades.” And everyone gets their gym, tanning, and laundry on.

 

 

It’s all very “firecrackers in a dumpster.” You know you can’t wait. It all starts July 29th.

 

 

Snooki says to set your DVR.

 

Check Out America Is Into Jersey Shore!

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Upon realizing the magnitude of Jersey Shore’s popularity, MTV scrambled to get another season shot.

 

 

Problem was, the actual Jersey Shore itself is a little less sexy in the middle of winter. So they sent them down to the only city that would have them, Miami.

 

 

The kids holed up in a fancier MTV sponsored Miami abode; drinking, fighting, and having sex for the cameras. Angelina the self proclaimed “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island,” who left on day 1 the first season, is back with her trash bags of valuables.

 

 

Vinny manages to sleep with not just Snooki, but also Angelina. Snooki gets drunk and breaks stuff.

 

 

Ronnie and Sammie get back together and then break up again.

 

 

J Woww gets the hots for Ronnie. People start to hate Sammie. The boys get in fights. The girls get in fights. The Situation and Pauly D get tons of unattractive ladies that they now are referring to as “grenades.” And everyone gets their gym, tanning, and laundry on.

 

 

It’s all very “firecrackers in a dumpster.” You know you can’t wait. It all starts July 29th.

 

 

Snooki says to set your DVR.

 

Check Out America Is Into Jersey Shore!

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Upon realizing the magnitude of Jersey Shore’s popularity, MTV scrambled to get another season shot.

 

 

Problem was, the actual Jersey Shore itself is a little less sexy in the middle of winter. So they sent them down to the only city that would have them, Miami.

 

 

The kids holed up in a fancier MTV sponsored Miami abode; drinking, fighting, and having sex for the cameras. Angelina the self proclaimed “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island,” who left on day 1 the first season, is back with her trash bags of valuables.

 

 

Vinny manages to sleep with not just Snooki, but also Angelina. Snooki gets drunk and breaks stuff.

 

 

Ronnie and Sammie get back together and then break up again.

 

 

J Woww gets the hots for Ronnie. People start to hate Sammie. The boys get in fights. The girls get in fights. The Situation and Pauly D get tons of unattractive ladies that they now are referring to as “grenades.” And everyone gets their gym, tanning, and laundry on.

 

 

It’s all very “firecrackers in a dumpster.” You know you can’t wait. It all starts July 29th.

 

 

Snooki says to set your DVR.

 

Check Out America Is Into Jersey Shore!

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3 weeks ago

I read this and actually screamed in horror.

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5 weeks ago

http://www.prettymandy.com/?id=1479593

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5 weeks ago

i hate snookie soo much!!!!!

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7 weeks ago

Sorry, delete the space between the "wo" and the "rst"

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7 weeks ago

For those of you who don't know what Jersey Sore is, perhaps this might help.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/jersey-shore-is-the-wo rst-thing-to-happen-to-the-east-coast-since-911/

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8 weeks ago

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=2176429 PLEASE go to this website

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8 weeks ago

i like the hot chick

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9 weeks ago

if not then all i can say is "What is Jersey Shore"?

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9 weeks ago

what is jersey shore? wait... is this one of thoughs uh "Chick Flicks"? or is it about 8 by-sexual friends that all ways get drunk then have a fight with each other and wake up with someone in bed?

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9 weeks ago

miami, i feel sorry 4 u

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9 weeks ago

2 chick fights in 1 tralor i cant wait. ps it shoud be called !Miami Shore!

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9 weeks ago

WAIT WAIT WAIT!. oh i love chiks fight =O

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9 weeks ago

This is yet another crap post by Sarah.

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9 weeks ago

i agree with @rmxpokeman lmaooo

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9 weeks ago

Yippee !! I can't wait !!

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9 weeks ago

wtf is Jersey Shore?

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9 weeks ago

I can't wait totally! (sarcasm)

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9 weeks ago

nevermind

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9 weeks ago

Does anyone have a link to snooki getting punched in the face on the show?

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9 weeks ago

LOLZ I CAN'T WAIT!!! :D :D

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9 weeks ago

No offence but i don't like those guys they are kinda retarded.

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9 weeks ago

I think that jersey shore is retarded. . .I mean it's kinda funny to see them get drunk and get in fights but otherwise why???

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9 weeks ago

the girls fight more than the guys...

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9 weeks ago

9 th!

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9 weeks ago

what then who was first wtf!!!!

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9 weeks ago

hehe first comment i gess its the miami coast now

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9 weeks ago

I can't wait! This show is the best worst show ever.

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9 weeks ago

mother fukkcer
lmfao >:)

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9 weeks ago

nooooo i was going to be first!!

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9 weeks ago

Second:D woo!
lmfao

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9 weeks ago

bah ha jersey shore!!

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9 weeks ago

1st!

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