Jersey Town Says No Dice To Jersey Shore Spin-Off
WHA!? Looks like the Jersey Shore spin-off starring Snooki and JWoww has hit a major snag. I know what you're thinking...JERSEY SHORE FRIGGIN' SPIN-OFF!? WHY? I know, right? Apparently back in April MTV greenlighted a spin-off starring the dynamic duo that would focus on the drinking, smooshing and STD-catching they do when they're not on the Shore. It's called Valtrex and the City. I kid, I kid.
But filming on the new show has come to a screeching halt after the city of Hoboken threatened the production company after finding out that they shot without the necessary film permits. Mayor Dawn Zimmerman, my new hero, sent a letter that basically threatened to pop a cap in their ass, legally speaking. Besides knowing these two, they'd probably like a pop in the ass. Non-legally speaking.
The letter basically reiterates that the permits were denied in the interest of public health and safety and 'quality of life' concerns, which I find hilarious. The mayor goes on to say that any more illegal filming will be dealt with 'immediately and aggressively by the City of Hoboken'. I guess some parts of New Jersey are finally wising up to the fact that the cast of Jersey Shore is nothing but an itchy open sore sullying the beauty of their fine, fine state. I mean I don't care how delicious your hoagies are, it's not worth running into the GTL brigade. Now I totally want a hoagie. Does New Jersey deliver?
Even though the city of Hoboken has put the kabosh on filming, it looks like the planned spin-off is still going full steam ahead, in some unlucky locale. Things could get even more interesting if the rumors that broke today turn out to be true. Brace yourself. There are rumors that Snooki might have a little meatball in her sauce pot. And thought I was outraged when she was a NY Times best-selling author! But a mother? A MOTHER? FUGGEDABOUTIT!
If she is knocked-up, she ain't saying. She posted this on her Facebook page yesterday, 'NYC for lots of press with my girl Jwowwzers ! love my booboo! Can't wait for our spinoff!!' Am I the only one who read that as boobboob? Cause when I hear the name JWoww, I always instantly think boobs. I don't know why...
What do you think of more Jersey Shore shows? Do you think one is too much? Also let me know what you think of a Snooki baby! I'm dying to hear your thoughts. Hit me up @desijedeikin or tell me what you think in comments below!