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Justin Bieber Will Take A DNA Test To Prove He's Not The Father?!
Oh man. Mariah Yeater has really done it now. By claiming her three month old baby was sired by Justin Bieber, she has unleashed the wrath of the entire Justin Bieber Media and Legal Team™.
"Release the Bieber!"
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Calling this a "bogus scandal", Bieber’s team has threatened legal action against Yeater for her supposedly false allegations. They believe "it's important to show that there are consequences when you make hurtful allegations against someone". It sounds like the Bieber posse wants to make an example out of this here Yeater gal. And thank God for that; we can't have every outlaw ridin' into town sayin' untrue things about celebrities, now can we?
"You said WHAT about Miss Ah-gee-lara?"
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So might this child be the biological heir to the Bieber empire? The part of Yeater's story that makes it sound like an accidental pregnancy was likely is the fact that it happened in 2010 when Bieber was only seventeen. Since at least the advent of the written word, no other group has ever known less about sex than seventeen year old boys.
"The vagina has a WHAT now?"
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Bieber and his team are anxious to take a paternity test, but as he's currently on a European tour, he's going to wait until he returns to the United States to take one. Which is probably a smart move.
Europe's finest paternity test.
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Now, obviously I have no way of knowing either way, but if I had to guess, I'd say the baby isn't Bieber's because, come on, it's Justin Bieber. If you are going to hook up with Justin Bieber, it's going to be in a suite at the Hilton on a bed made of Ghiradelli chocolate with endangered birds flying around. It's not going to be in the bathroom at the Staples Center, okay? That's where regular people go to have sex.
Not the best first date. Also, not the worst first date.
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So is the baby a Bieber? Place your bets in the comments!
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Anniebells77
10 weeks ago
The yeater girl is just a gold-digger!!
Anniebells77
10 weeks ago
Don't you mean MOTHERED???
dalia44
16 weeks ago
God. Why the F*** do ppl love The Cursed One Who Sucks so much????? He really does suck!
ilovelovelovean...
25 weeks ago
waiiit it's impossible for two females to have a baby together...
lilmonster321
28 weeks ago
i dont thnk JB would do that... he is like creeply in love wit selena
awesomeperson99
28 weeks ago
nah hes not the father… he said that when he's proven to b NOT the father, he's suing the CRAP out of that chick
Ashe17
28 weeks ago
J Biebs would actually be 16 at the time of the proposed intercourse....but it's still horribly disgusting;
lif3isMUSIC
28 weeks ago
"I don't think he's the father. She's ugly. He can do way better." Way better isn't as cheap! lol. (x
ssggpp
28 weeks ago
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Letícia Meireles
28 weeks ago
He's not the father. She's too much ugly.
Letícia Meireles
28 weeks ago
He's not the father. She's too much ugly.
Hudpower
28 weeks ago
Leave briber alone :(
Couldn't find a way to make this sound like leave Brittany alone lol:)
SOULdier
28 weeks ago
@rawr38844
i want my pic back
and beiber is agirl so unless somehow the mariah charachter has ovaries AND a dick i dont think so
Amberm314
28 weeks ago
or sexual assault/
Amberm314
28 weeks ago
I hope she knows that would be considered rape...
lil'cupcakedemon
28 weeks ago
i've seen the girl and she's not pretty besides he can do waaaaaaaaay better
rawr38844
28 weeks ago
No way. Thats kinda stupid
rawr38844
28 weeks ago
No way. Thats kinda stupid
pascal9995
28 weeks ago
Bieber was 16 in 2010.. just sayin
grizza
28 weeks ago
Oh man, I really hope it's his.
gaddg
28 weeks ago
the baby isn't biebers, because be biebers a girl and girls can't get girls pregneant
OmgeeItsKian
28 weeks ago
A girl is pregnant by Bieber!
"nope, chuck testa"
"ooooh >.>"
pherd
28 weeks ago
If I was Bieber I'd be banging all kinds of strange...but mostly dudes.
InternetGirl
28 weeks ago
I lol'd. Justin Bieber getting someone pregnant? XD
anzyp
28 weeks ago
@greysalvation he has no weiner only a small hole with balls. Trust Serena Comez posted this on Facebook
greysalvation
28 weeks ago
i don't think his wiener is capable enough to make a baby lol
missvball1
28 weeks ago
I ONLY WENT HERE TO BE FIRST
missvball1
28 weeks ago
First!! LOSERS