Kardashians Deny Using Slave Labor To Produce Their Krap
So if you follow such things, you may know that in addition to being reality TV stars, basketball wives, and urine targets, the Kardashians are also up and coming fashion moguls. The Kardashian Kollection is sold at their stores, including Dash and Kardashian Khaos, which just opened in Las Vegas. Here's Kim and Khloe at the grand opening. Holding Kardashian masks. That you can buy.
Well, a day ago Star Magazine broke the SHOCKING news that most of that cheap overpriced Krap the Kardashians were hocking was produced in China by slave labor. Is there anything sadder than thinking of a tiny child sewing rhinestones on a pair of polyester leopard print jeggings? Well needless to say, Mama bear Kris was PISSED! She was all 'Let them eat cake!' And then she was making all kinds of threats to open up a can of legal whoop ass on Star Magazine, TMZ, and whoever else she could squeeze a few extra dimes out of. But first she needed to finish her bubble bath and a magnum of Cristal Champagne. Mama bear loooooves her bubble baths.
But now the source of those accusations, Charles Kernaghan, the Executive Director of the Institute for Global Labour and Human Rights, is saying his quotes were taken out of context. The claims he made regarding the horrific conditions and human rights violations, occur in about 75% of the factories in the Guangdong region of China, which is where Kardashian Krap is pooped out. He says he has no specific evidence against the axis of evil, yet. I'm sure the Kardashian factories are operating under disgusting but perfectly legal conditions. Gotta get our cheap crap, right America? I mean, clearly Kim loves poor people. Here she is on a photo-op in Haiti. Roughing it in a solid wood neckbrace. WTF is wrong with her? This picture makes me wanna stab something. BLECH! She's THE WORST!
So sounds like the Kardashians are out of hot water for now. I admit to gleefully awaiting their downfall. I just hope that children making their skank shoes don't have to pay the price for it to happen. So how can we survive a Kardashian world? Focus more on the Kardashian tweet bashings.
Less on the obnoxious Kardashian Kristmas Kards. Wait...can you use your printer to print images on toilet paper?? LOOK AT THEM!?? UGH! Is it too early to throw one back? They make me hate the letter K.
What do you think of the Kardashians? Are they evil? Or just ridiculously unworthy of all their fame and fortune? Let me know @desijedeikin or in the comments below!