Kid From Two And A Half Men Calls Two And A Half Men EVIL
I have been calling Two and a Half Men evil even before it was cool to call Two and a Half Men evil. So, Angus T. Jones, don't go getting a big head because you think you're the first one to do it.
"Rejoice with trembling, all, and serve the Lord with fear, For His day will come and the rain will be of spears."
Yes, the Daily News is reporting that Angus T. Jones, the kid from Two And A Half Men has told media outlets "If you watch 'Two and a Half Men,' please stop watching 'Two and a Half Men.' I'm on 'Two and a Half Men,’ and I don't want to be on it." Unfortunately for him his contract has him on the show for another year. So Two and a Half Men has sort of kidnapped Angus T. Jones.
The cage where Angus T. Jones is kept on the set of Two And A Half Men. Sometimes, if he's been good, they throw him old meat.
“Please stop watching it and filling your head with filth,” Jones said of the show. Jones attends a church called the "Voice Of Prophecy Seventh Day Adventist," which is about as scary as a church name can get. That takes third place behind, "Our Lady Of Eating Your Family Members Without Remorse," and, "God's Open Hand Slams Down To Crush Us All Presbyterian."
A typical day at church for Angus T. Jones
Jones has gotten more and more fervently religious over the years, and has taken to calling Two And A Half Men part of, "the plan of the enemy." Jones probably means Satan. But I've talked to Satan plenty and I can tell Jones firsthand that Satan hates Two And A Half Men. Satan however, is really into "The Wire," although that's not a part of his plan or anything, he just thinks McNulty has a lot of charisma.
First I lull them to sleep with Two And A Half Men, then I take OVER THE WORLD
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