Kim Kardashian Wants To Make A SITCOM?
Kim Kardashian got to be on 30 Rock. Why? Why not? Cuz she was born rich. Were you born rich? Good luck being on TV, sucker!
Hey look it's Kim Kardashian, f*ck her!
But apparently that was just the beginning. Now she says she wants her own sitcom. Hey you know how sometimes you're like, "It'd be fun to be on TV," but then you can't because you're not an actor? Kim Kardashian isn't an actor either, but you don't see that stopping her. Because she's got enough money to have you and your family killed and no one could stop her.
She could have you killed. She could pay a cop to eat you to death, and he would do it.
Keeping Up With The Kardashians has never been easy, unless you're referring to their scores on the SATs. In order to keep up with Kim Kardashian you have to have sex with Ray-J online, be in a Carl's Jr. commercial, star in a Tyler Perry movie. The only way to top that is to star in a Tyler Perry movie while having sex with Ray-J and eating Carl's Jr.
Give them some privacy, Madea.
Meanwhile, she's already signed on for three more seasons of Keeping Up With Kardashians, presumably because she is secretly working with Occupy to keeping giving people obvious reasons to overthrow the 1%.
The 1%, they're just like us.
I am being hard on Kim Kardashian. She doesn't just lay around. She does have her own clothing company.
Here is a hat she recently designed.
My hope is that her sitcom will be about the sweatshops that allegedly make her line of shoes. There could be such episodes as "Uh Oh, Chang accidentally let two shoes slip by on the line without putting glitter on them! Will he be able to avoid the factory owner so as not to receive a severe beating!"
Would you want to work in a sweatshop making shoes for Kim Kardashian? Why or why not? Let us know in the comments!