Lady Gaga Wore A Fake Wang At The VMAs!???

So I'm, sure by now we've all recovered from the incredibly awkward Jo Calderone performance Lady Gaga gave us at this year's VMAs. It was basically what you might expect if you were to ever watch a porn parody of The Sopranos, but way more horribly acted.

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I mean even Britney Spears wasn't having it. And this is a girl who found Kevin Federline attractive! Maybe telling someone that you used to hang posters of them on your wall and touch yourself isn't the best pick up line? And why did she keep pulling her shirt down like that? I'm guessing it's something she ripped off from Madonna.

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Now reports have surfaced that Gaga was so committed to her Jo Calderone character that in addition to sporting men's underwear, stubble and the world's worst Jersey accent, she was also sporting a fake penis! Lady Gaga...say what!?

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I guess that's a pretty ballsy move for someone who has long been plagued by rumors about having her own little monster. I mean, that's one way to put the issue to rest. She seems to be saying, "Oh really? If I have a penis why did I need to wear a fake penis when I was playing a man?? Hmmmm?" Well maybe because yours is a little stubby deformed  penis? I mean, off the top of my head, that could be one alternate explanation, but I get your point, Gaga.

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She did spend a lot of time grabbing her crotch as Jo, so maybe she just wanted something meaty to grab onto. And if she doesn't have her rumored penis, clearly she wants something to hold onto. Fame can't snuggle with you at night, guys! 

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Does any of this even matter anymore? It's Lady Gaga and the shocking is no longer shocking because it's the norm. Now if she whipped out a real penis I'd be shocked. Perhaps at the 2012 VMAs? 

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