Lando Calrissian Arrested!
EARTH - After 5 years on the run, Lando Calrissian has finally been aprehended and arrested in the state of Michigan.
Lando was arrested in connection with the shooting incident. I think we all remember when Lando turned his good friend Han Solo over to Jabba the Hut and we pretty much knew at that point that he couldn't be trusted, but then he helped Luke rescue Han and I kinda thought he was turning things around. Aparrently not.
State police found out where Lando had been hiding out and pulled him over while he was driving a family member's car in Saginaw, Michigan... a galaxy far far away from the mining complex in Nomad City.
"We believe the family was helping him out and hiding him after the shooting,” police told the press.
Aparrently Lando Calrissian is a dangerous dude. He was arraigned on two counts of assault with intent to murder and possession of a firearm during the comission of a felony, AND ALSO carrying an dangerous weapon with unlawful intent. Watch out for Lando!
The judge set bail at $1 million credits!
Oh wait, I forgot to mention that I'm talking about Lando Calrissian Young, a young man named after the famous Star Wars character... and one real bad dude.
What do you think about this guy tarnishing Lando's good name?